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i aspire to reach sandshrew’s level of self care tbh
the more i look at it the more i understand how symbolic this image really is sandshrew: the audience. we are meant to connect with her mankey: stressful obligations and responsibilities that sandshrew is ignoring in order to relax with a cup of tea diglett: the NSA making sure we don’t get too comfortable
remembering that you inhabit a body and that your physical appearance is inevitably tied into how people perceive you
For some reason it never occurred to me that the nose would be good at smelling. Like I always just thought it was adorable. Wow. Imagine Weedle drug sniffing dogs in tiny police vests.
police weedles gonna find your weed.
weedles are gonna leave you weedless
He’s just some guy who randomly showed up one day that became friends with Wario. That makes it even better. Nobody knows where Waluigi came from. He just exists.
whats even better is that Waluigi’s first appearance was in Mario Tennis, meaning that the only reason he showed up in the first place was because he wanted to play tennis with people. nobody had ever heard of him before and he just shows up to play tennis
That’s why Waluigi is never in any of the main games. He only knows Wario and he only wants to play sports. He’s just some guy that met Wario at the tennis court and he hangs with Wario whenever Wario goes out to play sports, and otherwise he minds his own business.
Waluigi probably has his own circle of friends that we’ve never seen. There’s an entire world of Waluigi that we haven’t touched upon simply because he isn’t the adventuring type. Wario phones him up and says “Hey bro, I’m-a gonna go on an adventure to get-a some jewels from a pyramid. You wanna come with?” and Waluigi’s just like “Nah bro, I’m good. Me and my buds are gonna swing by the coffee shop and go to the library today. Hit me up if you wanna go go-karting though!”
God damn. The mild world of Waluigi.
when all you want is for your favorite character to be happy but all they get to be is dead
or worse
expelled
northern downpour// panic! at the disco
We’re back, bitches.
the blink-182 drama is so shady and confusing, im so glad my favorite band, american rock band panic! at the disco, has never once had shady confusing drama, im so blessed
FAVORITE VINE OF ALL TIME
Wet Yourself! At The Party
I did a thing, you will thank me profusely after you click play, I fucking swear.
I AM SITTING ON MY BED CURLED UP INTO A BALL WITH A VERY CONTORTED SMILE ON MY FACE THIS IS NOT OKAY
