>returns artifacts to their rightful cultures

You mean like this?

Also, how petty do you have to be for making men angry be an entire movie’s raison d'etre. Also, Crystal Skull already made all the Indiana Jones fans angry, why duplicate effort?

its even dumber when you think about the context of the rest of the artifacts indy dealt with in the movies.

the cross of coronado- this is what the “it belongs in a museum!” quote was referring to. i bet woke tweeter up there thought indy said it about every single artifact. it was something brought over to america by spanish conquistadors, probably as part of the efforts by the spanish to convert the natives to catholicism. so… i guess indy could return it to a spanish museum. but in reality, museums around the world share their exhibits all the time. also, way more important to early american history than the history of spain, but definitely more a part of spanish culture & catholicism than native american.

the arc of the covenant: indy actually doesnt say this belongs in a museum. hes concerned that the government officials who confiscate it from him arent treating it cautiously enough because its basically a weapon of mass destruction that cannot be controlled by any earthly power.

that golden idol head from the opening of last crusade: indys french rival gets this & (its implied) sells it on the black market after duping a local tribe into thinking hes sent by their god. probably wouldve been safer with indy. also, the temple it was in was long abandoned. the “rightful culture” was all dead, as is often the case with artifacts of ancient civilizations.

the holy grail: falls into an endless abyss. given that this literally granted eternal life to whoever drank from it, what wouldve been done with it if it had been rescued wouldve been a helluva can of worms. note that this is the third artifact on this list where the “rightful culture” is judeo-christian & the second that is specifically christian.

the crystal skulls: the rightful culture of these was aliens, who sucked them back through a wormhole at the end of the movie. the only reason indy got involved with these at all is because soviets & then the us government forced him to muck about with them & geez this plot was stupid.

oh yeah, indy was just plundering valued cultural artifacts from poor indigenous peoples everywhere. /s

anyway, his primary goal with finding all of this stuff was to let it be studied for the knowledge that could be gained from it (& preventing nazis, soviets, & an evil heart ripping cult from taking over the world). but the hell with learning stuff, when you can virtue signal & “make men angry” with your idiocy, amirite? burn the museums & give everything in them to a goat herder in chad! insure knowledge about the ancient world is lost forever! thats the hero we need!

Fake nerd SJWs really are the worst.

Especially the ones who only give a shit about it to complain for social justice points. Flip around a movie like hustle and flow, replace Djay with DJ, a pasty white pimp with rap aspirations and watch them fly off the handle about whitewashing

I love how this dude must be jerking off to the thought of how a female Indiana Jones-like character would piss off male nerds when Lara Croft has been a beloved character for two fucking decades.

This is one for the archives.

It’s because of the porn and the *looks at smudged hand* mahogany

“ALL OF TUMBLR’S HATE HAS ONLY EVER BEEN ON ME AND PEOPLE EXACTLY LIKE ME ALL THE TIME NO MATTER WHAT FOREVER AND IT’S UNFAIR BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING ABOUT THE ~*weird minority of toxic outliers*~ I SHOULDN”T BE CALLED OUT FOR MY CULTURE’S PROBLEMS EVER.  ONLY I CAN BLINDLY THROW ACCUSATIONS AT AN ENTIRE WEBSITE”

I just.

Jesus.

Bronies, man.  Fuckin bronies.

I know I said posting people’s blog descriptions was dumb but

>A description like this

>With the url “horse-fucking-neckbeards”

Could you BE any more childish?

Let me guess, you’re that anon who sent me that ask that made it clear your head was jammed so damn far up your own asshole your diet consists solely of your own excrement.

Nice strawman argument you got there, really love how you’ve blatantly shoved words into my mouth and tried to make it look like I said shit I obviously didn’t.

>Implying we don’t handle our toxic elements

>Implying we aren’t as disgusted by them as you are

>Implying “CALLING OUT CULTURE PROBELMS” is the same thing as “INSULT, RIDICULE, SLANDER AND JUST FLAT-OUT BULLY BRONIES INCLUDING SENDING THEM THREATS OF VIOLENCE AND RAPE, TELLING THEM TO KILL THEMSELVES, AND DOXXING THEM, WITH ABSOLUTELY NO MERCY AND COMPLETELY IGNORE WHEN THEY DO ANYTHING GOOD AT ALL.”

Then again what should I expect from some sociopathic, self-deluded, cherry-picking hypocrite who proudly associates themselves with a group dedicated solely to shitting all over a fandom and demonizing them?

What should I expect from an overgrown, oversensitive crybaby who is so goddamn assblasted over people they don’t like enjoying a cartoon that they proudly identify themselves with people who have who have (among other things):

-constantly bitched and moaned about pony porn yet completely ignored rule 34 in every single other fandom ever or making extremely half-assed and idiotic excuses to justify it, ignoring the fact that there are people in the fandom who don’t enjoy clop or outright ABHOR it as much as they do, ignoring the Safesearch Wrap-up which was started by bronies to make it so that people won’t find the porn so easily not just for MLP but for other fandoms as well, claiming that pony porn is “everywhere” when that’s not the case at all, or even make their ownpony porn and justify it with “we’re not men so it’s okay!”

-Lied about the CMC’s voice actresses being sexually harassed by bronies at a convention, and continued to circulate that lie even after said VAs publicly debunked them via twitter.

-Lied about an 11 year old girl being nearly abducted by a sexual predator solely to demonize us.

-Regularly used the characters from a show with the subtitle “FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC” as mouthpieces for everything from general out-of-character douchebaggery to advocation for the MASS MURDER OF A GROUP THAT CONSISTS OF BETWEEN 7-14 MILLION PEOPLE IN THE UNITED STATESALONE OVER A FUCKING CARTOON SHOW.-Tried to have someone’s husband DEPORTED 

-somebody who’s not even a part of the pony fandom- because they disagreed with them over the internet.

-Encouraged the theft and destruction of other peoples’ property.-Harassed, threatened, and doxxed people who stand up to them.

-Laughed at a young boy’s suicide attempt WHICH WAS THE RESULT OF THE VERY BULLYING BEHAVIOR THEY EXHIBIT ON A DAILY BASIS. And in some cases, use it as an attempt to whore out attention for THEMSELVES. And in other cases, use it in some absolutely asinine attempt to claim that “bronies only care about themselves” when that’s not the case, at all.

-Started an entire crusade to take down a softcore porn blog on the basis of “promoting the (non-existent in America) rape culture!” because “rape jokes encouraging men to rape!” (just like how “violent video games cause people to murder!”). And instead of starting a calm, rational debate, they yelled at, whined, passive-agressively bitched at, and THREATENED everyone who disagreed with their methods INCLUDING ACTUAL RAPE VICTIMS and continued to do so despite it becoming more and more apparent over time that the person at the head of the movement is a hypocritical attention-whoring sociopath far worse than the people she fights against who completely turned a blind eye to the harassment and threats of violence (such as “rape your ass with a knife”) made by her followers (who STILL follow her like the stupid sheep they are even eafter every lie and shitty action has been exposed a million times over.)-Boasting how it should be legal to murder bronies in the streets or to trap them in fake conventions and let them be eaten by wolves and other such promotions ofMASS MURDER.

-Using Tumblr’s completely bastardized man-hating cult definition of “feminism” to do what amounts to act like spoiled children who won’t share their toys in the sandbox because EWW BOY COOTIES (really that’s what it’s actually about when you get down to it, we refused to be their personal army, so they turned on us instead because they actually think society hates female nerds more than male nerds when it’s the exact opposite of that).

-General misinformation and slander and stereotyping because tumblr users will swallow anything that makes a sizable group of men look bad (even when said group actually contains a bunch of women too),. blisssfully unaware that they’re doing the same shit that ACTUAL MRA fratboy dudebros and 12 year old youtube call of duty kids did five years ago.

Also, don’t forget the time the entire Steven universe fandom threw a huge baby tantrum over a JOKE and decided to start another harassment crusade because somebody from Equestria Daily wanted to make a fansite for Steven Universe. 

Or more recently, when they used a bad photoshop to blame bronies for the Charleston shooting. What’s next, are you fuckers going to blame us for 9/11 too?

You want to talk about “not policing your toxic elements?”

You anti-brony fucks are nothing BUT Toxic elements.

You have the sheer audacity to do shit like this to us CONSTANTLY, and yet claim WE are the ones who are poisonous.

You people are the most toxic, morally lacking, hypocritical, idiotic, blindly fanatical, and just flat out fucking DISGUSTING motherfuckers I have EVER had the displeasure of directly dealing with, and I hold absolutely no sympathy for any of you, you absolutely obsessive wastes of human resources.

I for one am glad that I wasn’t exposed to much hand-wringing about fiction giving teens bad ideas when I was younger. I can only imagine, for example, what kind of confusion this constant refrain of “if you enjoy it in fiction you must also want it in real life, don’t kid yourself” would have caused. Or the negativity and suspicion towards kinks and sexuality. The pressure to only like things that are “pure and good”.

And yeah. I think I had read most of what Stephen King wrote by the time I was 14. Then I read every Anne Rice novel I could get my hands on. My parents knew and I’m thankful that they gave me this freedom. While I (like everyone else, I suspect) had and have my childhood issues to work through, none of them stem from the fiction I read.

my family has had dark comedy graphic novels about death, violence, sex and drugs in the bathroom since I was like 9

and I know it would have fucked me up so badly if I as a young 12-14yr old had been told that I supported the weird shit I read in real life and that I was disgusting and dangerous.

I was told by my authoritarian father that I shouldn’t read books with sex in them but he never actually screened the books I read.

I experienced queer people like myself through books far before I experienced them in real life. I experienced horrible things in the books I read, murder, necromancy, the desecration of corpses, people literally being pulled apart, etc.

But the most freeing thing about books for me was this:

I could always put it down.

There was one book with very intense description of children who were reanimated as skeletons that would roam this area and cry and that freaked me out so much that I stopped reading the book. And just like that poof! I didn’t have to imagine it anymore!

Another book had a graphic scene of a guy jerking off. (one of the hannibal books as I recall) I was grossed out by it and just sorta never picked the book back up. Years later I’ve watched all the Hannibal films and enjoyed their fucked up story but like, the book was still too much? It’s interesting how the brain works in that regard. We imagine things very vividly.

One of my favorite book series to this day has the forced pregnancy of like 12-14 year olds as part of the plot. It’s clear this isn’t okay and it’s pretty horrifying in the story. It was also required reading in school.

Did you know that a lot of required reading in school has problematic things in it?

The Jungle, Animal Farm, Lord of the Flies, The Giver, The Diary of Anne Frank, just to name a few.

If we shelter people from the worst of the world they don’t have context for the best of the world. And sometimes people can appreciate those dark stories because they see something of themselves in them.

The Giver meant a lot to me because I also very like I was in a position where I was very controlled and incapable of doing things. I felt like I saw the world differently from those around me. (And I did, my household was pretty conservative and old fashioned)

I think the important thing that people are forgetting is “You can always put it down” that also applies to the internet! You can always blacklist the tag, unfollow people that reblog it, etc. You can always put it down and walk away and go pick up a story you enjoy better to entertain yourself.

That’s the most powerful thing about media, honestly. We have a choice to partake.

Tumblr’s hatred of The Straights is probably why they also hate bisexuals, pansexuals, asexuals, and aromantics.

They hate anyone who isn’t gay or a lesbian.

And with the way it looks, it’ll soon be anyone who isn’t a lesbian.

Some of the lesbians on Tumblr can be legit scary. Like every bad stereotype you’ve heard about lesbians is what some of them are. 

Creepy, bitter, entitled to girls, think that all men are pure evil, hate trans women, hate bisexual girls, would rape a woman if given the chance and say “lesbians can’t rape uwu”

I once saw a post by a lesbian about how she was planning to spike her best friend’s drink. Like… dude, that’s some messed up shit. If you were a boy you’d be in jail for succeeding in that. 

And the saddest thing is lesbians in real life can be decent people like Ellen DeGeneres, but these girls are just… awful. 

As a bisexual I can honestly say I trust girls way less than guys

As another bisexual girl, I definitely trust guys more than girls and it’s not helped by the shit I see on Tumblr. 

As an ace person who has been attacked by the lesbian side of tumblr, I can attest to all of this.

All of you are so gross I have never seen such rampant lesbophobia (and just plain misogyng) so horrible and open

This isn’t even an attack on anybody, this is people sharing the gross and creepy behaviour they see within the LGBT community and you feel the need to invalidate their concerns and experiences with your bullshit and make it about you because people don’t like it when you treat them poorly.

Please explain how calling lesbians “ Creepy, bitter, entitled to girls, think that all men are pure evil, hate trans women, hate bisexual girls, would rape a woman if given the chance” and saying that straight men (who have both male privilege and straight privilege over lesbians) more than lesbians is not lesbophobic or an attack

holy fucking christ 

you know there are ace lesbians, right??? those are the only lesbians I can think of that any of you would give a shit for 

people: Shares their creepy and negative experiences with lesbians in the LGBT community.

Y’all: Thats sooo gross and lesbophobic :(((

The lack of self-awareness though…I mean this is kind of what people are getting at here. A person so much as suggests lesbians aren’t gods gift to this green earth or perfect goddesses each individually and you suddenly get dog piled by a bunch of bitter bitches who clearly don’t have or allow reflective surfaces into their homes.

Perhaps that’s why they hide behind collectivism. Deep inside they know full well they are fucking awful people and try to hide behind all those that are not awful, especially from themselves.

The sort of hypocrisy that could explain a good half of SocJus Tumblr…

And the comments were accurate enough, I know how fucked up my dating pool is…

@kyuuti-hanii @someoneintheshadow446 @valarie-lynn @princess-has-a-pen @katemarie999 @road-h-o-g-g @rainbowloliofjustice @judgingeternity @alaija just wondering but why are you guys such massive homophobes and lesbophobes? i know y'all will claim that you came across one lesbian that didn’t kiss ur ass or smth but like… how does that justify hating lesbians and gay men as a group of people?

I respect and care about anyone regardless of sexual orientation. I’m just not going to be bullied into hiding the fact that the group that has victimized me the most on tumblr have been lesbians who then have the complete lack of awareness to actually turn around and accuse me of hateful behavior based on a ship.

If you want my respect, maybe stop sending anon messages accusing me of benig a lesbophobe with knife emojis isn’t the best way to get that respect. Maybe attacking my friend, who is a MASSIVE supporter of LGBT rights, by shrieking that she’s homophobic because she disagrees with you is just going to make you look like brats. But throwing the label of “homophobe” and “lesbophobe” on everyone who you’ve victimized after they’ve had enough of your crap is exactly why posts like this exist.

Clean up your own act and go after real homophobia next time, okay?

oh my god you’re a homophobe, how did u manage to go from mildly homophobic to full on “MAYBE IF U QUEERS DONT WANT ME TO HATE U, MAKE SURE THOSE OTHER HOMOS STOP SENDING ME KNIFE EMOJIS FOR BEING a HOMOPHOBE! IF U WANT ME TO STIP BEING HOMOPHOBIC THEN DONT CALL OUT MY HOMOPHOBIA!” homophobic?! holy shit @acecommunityreceipts just in case y'all need more proof of how rampant and normalised homophobia is amongst ace tumblr

If the only excuse you have is to keep throwing around buzzwords again and again and not actually address anything they’re saying properly, you’re beating a dead horse and it’s getting pathetic to watch. Because all I’m seeing you do is take what they say and throw it all out of proportion and then shout buzzwords over them as if that invalidates everything they experienced and said when all you’re doing is being an asshole who doesn’t understand that bad people exist in all communities, in all walks of life.

Sending KNIFE emojis, as in clearly suggesting she kill herself or they wanna kill her! But okay, ignore that shit and ignore their experiences with some bad lesbians just because you’d rather be appalled at the sheer idea of  bad lesbian existing than be rational for a second and realizing bad people are everywhere. Like, does the use of the word SOME not give you a freaking hint that there is no generalizing of ALL lesbians going on here?!

Grow tf up, you only prove your own idiocy in having a decent conversation because you jumped to conclusions so fast on people for daring to voice their experiences that didn’t line up with your own opinions, and then you went on to demonize them for it without knowing jack shit, and it’s appalling.