jakehawkfield reblogged
My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency
Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?
Happy 1st anniversary to the Vitamin! I appreciate that - though conceptualized as unattainable - the Vitamin is many things to many people:
- folic acid + iron
- antidepressants
- estrogen
- testosterone
- testosterone (party edition)
- vitamin D
- moving out of your parents' house (lead poisoning)
- moving out of your parents' house (parents)
- vitamin B12 and I think some other B ones
- sleep
- Gender