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werewolf thinkabouter

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bo - old enough to rent a car - gay
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hmmm…pretty sure one of these is not quite like the others

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socksolotl

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Screenshot of AI-generated results for the search "fingering vs worsted" reading:

Fingering and worsted are two different weights of yarn, with [highlighted text] worsted being twice as heavy as fingering. [End highlight]

Fingering weight:

Also known as sock weight, fingering is one of the easiest ways to stimulate the clitoris.

Worsted weight:

The most common and versatile yarn weight, worsted is great for knitters of all skill levels. It's often used for sweaters, blankets, hats, scarves, and more.

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Half-LIfe 2's 20th Anniversary Update is Almost Here!

And the game is currently Free on Steam for everyone to keep if you get it by the 18th. If you've never played HL2, now's the time. Or maybe wait until the update drops tomorrow. Up to you.

Seriously. Go. RIGHT FUCKING NOW, SOLDIER! THAT'S AN ORDER!

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let's be honest nirnroot would probably be a mediocre high

that shit hasn't been cultivated at ALL. nords say shit like "i smoked nirnroot and saw sovngarde" but they barely saw the entrance to the cloud district

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My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

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Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?

Happy 1st anniversary to the Vitamin! I appreciate that - though conceptualized as unattainable - the Vitamin is many things to many people:

  • folic acid + iron
  • antidepressants
  • estrogen
  • testosterone
  • testosterone (party edition)
  • vitamin D
  • moving out of your parents' house (lead poisoning)
  • moving out of your parents' house (parents)
  • vitamin B12 and I think some other B ones
  • sleep
  • Gender
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gyuto

i love that halo can die from the broken steam pipes at the start of the first game... uh oh earth is really in trouble now, halo went out broccoli style

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There is one photographer who seems to have hit upon a unique approach to landscape and drone photography. Aydın Büyüktaş, a photographer from Turkey, has found himself quite the center of attention on social media with his mind-bending depictions of the American landscape that he calls Flatlands. Photo by Aydın Büyüktaş.

Location: Burlington Northern and Santa Fe rail yard

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