Jake:)

get rid of tonal indicators. every time you tell a joke this fucker should pop up

Bear Selfies Captured By Camera Traps

hi ghosts/six idiots fandom!! first time posting about it, but ive been severely obsessed for years and intend to post lots more in the future :) anyway, art time:

cap drawing bc i adore him !!! (featuring a kitty style rainbow in the background lol)

sunsets are always best after rain

The Faces of Ben: Elder Vex edition, part trois.

The Faces of Ben: Elder Vex edition, part deux

The Faces of Ben: Elder Vex edition, part un

whenever i try to show someone yonderland i very quickly realise how niche and insane that fucking show is. like how do i explain to someone that these five old men in the woods (one of whom is naked) have been kicked of of their office by stephen fry in an evil wig and also here’s a plot line about the cringefail evil guy in jail and also here are some weirdly sexy cake bake ladies having a war and ALSO debbie’s wet sock husband accidentally hired a male stripper for his kids bday party oh and ALSO here’s mat baynton dressed as a clown and ALSO THERES THAT RANDOM SCENE WITH ELF SPENDING HIS MONEY ON STRIPPERS EXCUSEME??

“How’s life?”

Me:

The mammalian desire to stand at the edge of the ocean.

Have you ever met someone on the internet that you liked so much that you sometimes sit there and think “Oh man there are people who are lucky enough to see this person IN THE FLESH ON A REGULAR BASIS and I wonder if they realize how LUCKY they are”

taking stock meme phrases and translating them into Ye Olde English is literally top tier comedy

“hoes mad” - average, basic, possibly funny in the right context and if it appeals to your personal sense of humor

“wenches vexed” - instant kill shot

this post RUINED my sense of humor ever since i first saw it nothing else has even come CLOSE to making me laugh as hard and probably never will

POP THAT PUSSY PAUL REVERE

What's your point?

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

i’m going to shatter you like glass

go white boy goooo

no white boy not like that

white boy i've never seen anyone fuck it up like that

obsessed with the distinguishing features of cap's wiki page

Time will change you