✨rating pedro pascal characters based on nothing but costuming (non-exhaustive)✨

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Addendum: came across this tik tok of the costume designers themselves discussing Joel’s costuming and it was so lovely to hear the thought behind all of it (ESPECIALLY the amount of detail that went into jeans) but what is HAUNTING me if the intentional choice to not wear a hat in winter in Canada. Joel is an ANIMATION Pedro, of course he does not wear a hat! Heat escapes through your HEAD! Someone slap a hat on this man next season so help me…

Not to be controversial at 5 am but people have got stop saying Pedro looks like he’s in his 30s just because he’s hot. He doesn’t. Y’all just don’t know what people in their 30s look like and also can’t accept that someone his age can, in fact, be hot.

It’s fine that he looks like a middle-aged man and you want to fuck him. Those two things are not mutually exclusive, I promise.

The ageism of it all

i’m obsessed

three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style

they’re all laying together in bed and the couple are both thinking to themselves like good, he stayed the night to cuddle and talk when we offered, he should know that we genuinely care for him and want this to be more then a handful of one night stands. and the stray cat guy is like wow this sure is nice i think i’m falling in love with them. it’s really too bad that they don’t actually give a fuck and hate me and probably want to kill me with hammers for no reason

it has been like. two days

im aware this is an insane thing to say but i fucking. love characters that are just cockroaches. and i dont mean like. gross i mean they just do not fucking die. they can survive anything. they will outlive EVERYONE because they just will not die no matter what be it because they have a reason or because they literally cannot stop surviving the odds i love it i love it

yesss bitch use your inability to stay dead against your enemiessss... make people afraid of the fact that you somehow keep getting up despite the entire onslaught of horrors i am leaning forward in my seat clapping my hands whooping and cheering

And happy four years of “Take it off, or I will” to everyone who celebrates

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