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It is the start of the year 2000, and something is wrong.

Husbands and wives wake up next to each other, scared. They don’t know who the person in the bed with them is. Who is this person? Why are they in my house? Is this my house? Is this their house?

They go out to investigate. A five-year-old child uses a Windows 98 computer in the living room. The child turns around, and asks, “Is it time for me to go to school, mommy?”

The world is in panic. The President of the United States, who awoke in the Oval Office with no knowledge of being elected, calls for a large-scale investigation.

After weeks of asking adults and children alike what is going on, and looking at the various public records, they realize that the children are not confused at all. The adults can only remember what last happened in 1989. However, the children that can speak say that they were born anywhere from 1991 to 1996. Public officials can only draw one conclusion.

To every adult, the 1990s never happened. The children, however, cannot have come from nowhere.

It doesn’t take long after this conclusion for them to realize that only 90s kids remember the 90s.

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The Seven Shittiest Sins

Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
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jessiiiclark

The awkward moment

When you are happily watching the music shows and suddenly when the award is given out and changmin is chatting away you notice two familiar faces appear..

and you completely take your eyes off Changmin for that moment. 

Don’t think we didn’t notice boys…

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Thug life Sehun walking down the elevator because waiting for it is a no no 

ain’t nobody got time for that esp prince oh sehun

thats an escalator

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larvitarr

THE MORE I WATCH THIS THE FUNNIER IT GETS BECAUSE THEY RUN OFF IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS AND THEN JUST SORT OF SMASH TOGETHER LIKE WHERE THE FUCK DID THEIR ARMS GO OMFG I’M GOING TO CRY

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What k-dramas taught me

To move slow as fuck
To talk to yourself
Out there there's a very rich guy who fell in love with you and his mother won't like you
Look shocked when a guy shows his chest and start screaming
Also look shocked and scared when you and the guy touch each other's lips
The guy will get to kiss you first,and you will stay still because remember 'you're shocked'
The guy will be an asshole at the beginning but he will end up loving you so freaking much
There are 2 guys who love you,and they will fight for you and punch each other
If something happens , one of the guys will randomly be like 10 meters away from you to save you
You will get a piggy back from a cute guy
There's a problem?Oh,don't worry,you could always get to dress like a boy
Poor people are mostly good people
Usually there's one rich boy and one poor girl
Even if 1 year passes you will all meet and have the same hair length and style
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