S2:EP17: A Piece of the Action.

3282. Hoarder Collie

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I love Red Dwarf. They said ok: our first main character is a guy who fixes chicken soup machines on a spaceship for a living. He's bad at it. He's the only human alive bc he got put in stasis for 3 million years bc his illegal cat was pregnant and he wouldn't get rid of her. His annoying ass room mate is the one who caused everyone on board the ship to die. He's a hologram now. He is full of so much self loathing it is almost incomprehensible, but also his ego is insane. They hate each other but at one point he leaves and our first main character misses him so bad he dreams about kissing him. Don't pay any attention to that though. Our third main character is the humanoid cat descendant of the first guy's cat. Fourth main character is the neurotic, vaguely Canadian robot. This show will be on the air for 35 years and only have 74 episodes. British TV at its finest.

There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

There once was a man from Verdun

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according to What does your hero smell like?, Jon Snow smells like “coriander and fate.”

i’m crying peter is “donut and winter” and juno “ PEPPERONI AND DREAMs” omg

So Blake is “sheep and storms”, Avon is “board rooms and storms” and Vila is “shampoo and damage”. Sounds about right. :’D

Look, Calypso might be not only a grumpy queen, but also a flirty nymph! 😛

Obsessed w/ the idea of Vila being vegetarian. Like hell yeah you little scrunkly man! Eat vegetables!

what socks do pirate love the most?

Arrrrgyle

you got it! what’s a pirate’s favorite element?

Arrrrrrrgon

right again. what’s a pirate’s favorite state to visit?

Arrrrrrrrrkansas?

yep. what’s a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?

R!

oh, you think it’s an R, but it’s really the C

Heard a guy do a pirate song once and yell out jokes like this to the audience during the bridge. The last one:

Singer: “What’s a pirate’s favorite crime?” The audience, primed by now: “Arr-son!” Singer stops playing, stares at us all reproachfully, says: “Piracy.”

My mom saw this at the grocery store and was like “OH MY DAUGHTER WOULD LOVE THIS” and bought it 😂

I swear it’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen!

Oh and here’s what they look like in case you were wondering 😂

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