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Hailey is a dirty liar. She is younger than me so she’d be more like 11 if you were 15.

You’d better get your ages straight, people! You’ll need to know where to place ‘traumatised by the death of Sirius Black’ in the chronological list of calamitous life experiences you talk about in therapy.

old-long-john

Wait, shit, I didn’t have my age straight either! I’m a dirty liar too. I was 14.

@queen-max FINE I WAS ELEVEN i forgot ootp came out in 2003 i can’t believe you came for me like this sarah. eleven year old me was still destroyed though let me tell you

jadedbirch

I'm the only one who didn't lie about my age! And that was only because I was a grown ass 25 year old! #StillTraumatized

Laura, we could never have been friends back then 😂😂😂😂

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