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jack, trying to read some romance novel: dean, what’s love like?
dean: well, uh- wait, why are you asking me this?
jack: do you not love castiel?
dean: …
sam, appearing out of nowhere: yeah, what about cas?
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Sam: Did you eat all the powdered donuts?
Jack: *mumbling with food in his mouth* no
Sam: Then what’s that on your pants?
Jack:
Jack: it’s cocaine
Jack: [gives Dean a mug]
Dean: What is this?
Jack: A father’s day gift
Dean: Disgusting
Dean:
Dean: Please do it again next year
Dean: Cas... are you sure you can raise Jack all by yourself?
Cas: Of course Dean. The kid doesn’t cause any trouble
Jack: Father, I tried baking a cake for you and the kitchen is on fire
Cas: See? Everything’s going great
Jack: So is this thing between Dean and Castiel supposed to be a secret?
Sam: Hardly. The only people who don't know Dean loves Cas are Dean and Cas.
Castiel: [about Jack] He better get back before night.
Dean: Why? What happens at night?
Castiel: It gets dark.
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Dean: *reading an article* Hey it says here that one in four people are gay.
Jack:
Sam:
Dean: I hope it’s Cas
Dean: Cas is cute
Cas:
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Castiel: Jack, you need to eat at least one vegetable with your meal.
Jack: But, dad, Dean says ketchup is a vegetable.
Castiel: Dean also says pie is a food group.
Castiel: He’s not exactly a role model for health.
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Lucifer: Ahh, so you haven't told them your little secret. Well Jack, now's your chance to tell them. Tell them who is responsible for Castiel's death!!
Jack: You are
Lucifer: You see? He admits it! Murderer!
Jack: No...you killed him, I was being born at the time
Lucifer: If it wasn't for you he would still be alive! It's your fault he's dead!...Do you deny it?
Jack: Yes, I literally didn't do anything
Lucifer: So you're guilty!
Lucifer: Now that the Winchesters have turned on you
Sam: No we haven't
Lucifer: I'll tell you my little secret
Jack: Please stop
Lucifer: *Whispering* I killed Castiel!
Jack: I'm aware
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jack: castiel is my daddy
dean: same
jack: …
dean: shit did i say that out loud
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Jack: *gets a toy pirate ship from the store*
Castiel: What are you going to name your ship, Jack?
Jack: The SS Destiel
Dean: NO
Castiel: What’s a Destiel?
Claire: It’s what you and Dean would be if you started fucking him.
Sam (close to tears): I am so proud of you guys.