obscure rebels merch

i love fucked up looking merch (especially when it's star wars ((especially when its star wars rebels))) so finding this abomination was everything i could have ever dreamed

they're a blindbag series called "wikkeez" and just....

oh no he's remembering... the horrors........

idk this one checks out

i want whatever he's smoking

i appreciate the concern hera thanks

if someone finds them somewhere i'll sell my soul to buy them

source

trans ezra headcanons

me and @daichiduh hc ezra as trans bc we transgender ray sm characters, but of course the overall hc has my gayass thinking...

star wars rebels plushes that aren't... quite right

chad jarrus

he's so... smooth? also i know that texture feels like ass i dont even like looking at it

at this point i expect this from zeb merch

it's fine, this picture is just so chopper i appreciate it

someone find him, i need to know what voice lines they used

STOP DOING MY MAN LIKE THIS

ways to transition to kalluzeb s2 ahsoka

okay just two scenes that are in my head

no.1 - kallus and zeb fighting on a scenic overlook. zeb has his bo-rifle, maybe kallus has one too. they're going at it, looking like they will kill each other until kallus ends up victorious, mirroring their first fight where ezra saves zeb. before he takes the final blow he offers his hand out to zeb and helps him up. they laugh it off and kallus comments smth like "you're getting better," and they go about their day until zeb gets a call from hera saying they're needed on corellia for a "reason she canot disclose."

no.2 - i like this one better but yk less plausible. purge of lasan, kallus commanding troops at the front of the action. he ends up in a fight with a lasat who we realize is zeb before he kills him. kallus wakes up from the nightmare and looks over at zeb, sleeping beside him. cut to kallus on their front porch, looking up at the night sky. he squints, seeing a ship come into view. it comes closer and he realizes it's the ghost. assuming hera needs a babysitter, he waits patiently until they touch down. the ramp lowers and out comes hera and jacen with ezra in tow. kallus freezes upon seeing him and scrambles into the house to wake up his partner.

i got the star wars rebels art book so here are a few of my favorite things in it

love that zeb is canonically cat inspired

i’m not normally a kanan simp but GODDAMN

this description just made me :,)

minimalistic queen

lol

sobbingn cryignfn

NAKED !!

this whole page bc the illustrations are gorgeous

the infamous kalluzeb graffiti

god i love space family

i dont give a fuck about any canon shit why cant we have a big party with the rebels cast, luke, han, leia, chewie, lando, artoo and threepio, ahsoka, old ben and cody, etcetcetc

aka, someone write that fanfic

okay but if ezra dies (which he better not fuck u filoni), zeb is the only one who didn't get to see him before his death just like kanan :) happy thoughts this tuesday morning :)

okay now if zeb (and by proxy kallus) arent in the ahsoka show for a teeny cameo just to say hi to ezra again im gonna riot bc zeb Needs to see his brother and know that he's okay

HES BACK!!!!!!!!! BABY BOY!!!!!!!! BABY!!!!!! EZ MY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!

i love all of the spectres being supportive of kalluzeb in their own ways

hera is obviously there to gently remind both of them separately that if they ever need someone to talk to (especially about relationship shit) she’s there. she’s especially gentle with kallus because she knows talking about emotional things is really difficult for him

kanan is maybe the most subtle of the crew, giving them smiles and nods whenever he notices they sneak away together and despite being blind he Always knows when their force signatures are more similar to rebellious teenagers than normal absolute tank zeb and stuck-up kallus

sabine does draw stupid little cartoons of them hugging or kissing on kal’s notes when they’re in meetings together but she also spends a lot of time with kallus even when he’s not dragged everywhere with zeb. at first it was just a supportive measure for zeb to show that she liked his partner but it slowly turned into her genuinely enjoying spending time with kallus. they like target practice together and playing card games at the tapcafe. the only thing that gets her mad at him is when he says she’s too young to drink and he “absolutely will not order” her a drink “missy”

ezra, unlike his master, is not subtle at all. all signs of affection between the two of them have him yelling “EW ZEB” and “GROSS” but he does it to show his support, strangely enough. due to a lack of space, kallus bunks with zeb when he comes along for missions (doesn’t happen much though) and ezra always makes sure to take holos of them snoring together to send to the rest of the crew because “TWO people snoring??? how am i supposed to get my beauty rest???”

chopper still makes snide comments to zeb but a lot of them are now threatening to tell kallus when he’s acting like a dumbass or when he’s picking on “kal’s favorite droid.” and of course when he’s not following hera he’s on kallus’s heels, bocking conversationally because kal always answers him and enjoys talking to the droid

sigh. kalluzeb and the ghost crew