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top 10 favorite star wars characters atm

  1. luke skywalker and ahsoka tano

cannot decide between literally me irl and my childhood favorite. also their relationships to anakin both kill me and thats whats at the heart of star wars, so i thought it would only be fair they tie (plus its my list, eat my ass)

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Ok this is gonna sound weird maybe but I’ve watched Mystery of Mildenhall Manor several times now, and every time I get hung up on this bit.

The obvious and probably intended way to read these lines is “I knew (this adventure) would end up like (the last couple)” and “(Caine) just wants me to suffer.”

But I dunno dude, something about the delivery and the way this is framed within the conversation just makes me feel like Pomni’s referring to something/someone else with these lines. Something that the viewer doesn’t have the context for that she does.

Again, probably not the case, but these lines make my brain itch like “what if she’s not talking about Caine here?”

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jackieparty

(imo) she isnt talking about caine bc i know its silly and for the jokes but caine's own issues kinda humanized him for me this ep

it is bc i relate to him being a writer and everything i do is to tell stories, so without it im nothing... but regardless

this could either be a read of caine is trapped in here too, but his own issues manifested into making him the "game maker," (similar to zooble's body issues making them out of interchangeable shapes that never fit right) or it could read as caine being an npc himself and only existing for plot beneficial reasons

neways, bubble is the real bad guy

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itswalky

imagine watching Star Wars in theaters in 1977 and pointing at Darth Vader boarding a ship with Stormtroopers and then choking some guy, and exclaiming THAT'S CLEARLY JESUS CHRIST, THAT'S WHY I'M INTO THIS

Love Star Wars. Love the Bible. I love the story about how Jesus *checks notes* cut off his son’s hand.

remember when satan took jesus out into the desert for 40 days to tempt him and satan was like "hey murder these younglings" and then jesus murdered them and then john the baptist cut off his arms and legs

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jackieparty

i was in a gender woman sexuality studies class today and the title of the lecture was "rebels and resistance in the age of empire and xenophobia" and i fuck you not i sat there for ten minutes trying to decide if my prof (A DOCTOR) was going to start talking about star wars

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darth-icky

manifesting a ghost crew family reunion in ahsoka season 2 so that the finale just looks like this

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stardume

Hypothetically, do you reckon that for the younglings that grew up in the Jedi Temple would do like ‘your mum’ jokes except instead it would be ‘your master’?

Like I can fully imagine a random youngling going up to their friend and telling a Your Master joke, and running away giggling menacingly

IMAGINE A YOUNGLING SAYING THAT TO LIKE OBI-WAN YODA OR ANY OTHER COUNCIL MEMBER THOUGH

I feel like depending on which council member they’d tell it to, they’d either get a laugh or get banished from the order, there’s no inbetween

It would be so funny though

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jackieparty

ahsoka does this to anakin until he gets fed up and tries doing it back to her and they just stand there for a sec like "ur my master bud"

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gaysie

fuck your entire life put some goddamn respect on zeb’s name. purple chewbacca didn’t brokeback mountain agent kallus in that icecave so hard that it changed the course of the rebellion to be relegated to glup shitto status

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squad-724

Well, on day 7 of creating my own clone oc picrew I am happy to announce that!!!

The picrew is officially out!

For anyone new, for the last week I’ve been creating a clone oc picrew for anyone to use and have fun with

It includes:

  • 7 piercing and 5 earrings types,
  • 18 tattoos,
  • 7 facial haircuts,
  • 18 haircuts, all in 13 colors and with highlights,
  • 9 scars,
  • 9 armor colors,
  • 16 armor patterns in 9 colors,
  • Items specific for a commander, arc, captain and a pilot,
  • 9 fun accessories

All to create your dream copy paste man pfp or reference!

If I get enough requests or ideas the picrew will be updated in the future <3

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jackieparty

you've given us too much power

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mcu if thorbruce

hi. i love thorbruce and I think it would be a pretty cool move to have them get together, so I rewrote the plot for all the movies that they are in from the first thor to love and thunder. i don’t want to write it into a full fanfic because i’m lazy (this will be a recurring theme), but nonetheless i still wanted to share my ideas. 

i know a lot of things either don’t make sense and there’s a lot of plotholes, so I’m not looking for critique, but I would love to hear if anyone has any ideas on what they would want to do with the mcu in their hands. 

i am in no way condemning fanfic writers who have the energy to write long, thoughtful fanfics, i am simply not able to do that myself, but i do love sharing my ideas. don’t read if you don’t want to read; simple as that.

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