How Thor Ragnaroks aftercredit scene should have gone

Shot starts with showing Thor picking up the pieces of the broken Mjollnir, looking at the shattered pieces in fond memory before he leaves through the Bifrost.

Camera pans down to show a fragment lost in the grass and dirt still laying there.

There is a croaking of a frog as one jumps into frame as the camera zooms out.

The frog approaches the fragment, possibly going after an insect in the grass all while the camera continues to zoom out.

Finally as the field/cliff is shown in a wide shot there is a bolt of lightning that strikes down where the frog and fragment was.

As the thunder rumbles and fades there is a powerful and loud croaking that echoes as the screen goes black.

Thor Ragnarok (2017) | dir. Taika Waititi

whoops.

2017-2018 aka the years of bad-ass beautiful woman beating my ass.

someone: blockbuster movies arent subtextual dumbass

me: oh?

me: whats this then?

The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

“He’s just a kid, he can fall over”

iM WHEEZING

‘thanks for nothing russo’ 😂

“he’s not even real”

“guns. guns aren’t cool so you can hop off the table”

its a ragnarok life

After everything that happened in Ragnarok, imagine Thor hearing about Steve and Tony’s fight and being like “Really?! Thats why you all stopped working together?! Just get over it! I did! I’m still friends with Loki and he’s betrayed me three times since breakfast! This petty mortal shit is nothing!”

Loki: “Can confirm, poisoning his mead right now.”

Thor: “Ha! I’ve built up an immunity.”

Now I feel I was cheated on Civil War

Steve: “Well, we disagreed about this big political thing, and I mean big - almost every country in the world was involved.” Thor: *nodding* “Right.” Steve: “So we started to fight, I mean really fight.  We each had about half a dozen friends backing us up.” Thor: *nodding* “Always best to bring your friends along” Steve: “And by the end, it was just me and Tony, and we… we really pounded each other…. no holding back.” Thor: *nodding* “The most honorable way to fight” Steve:  “So now we’re not friends anymore.” Thor: “… you lost me.”

A fan-made Fraggle Rock Movie Poster

What I saw

Marvel’s Slender Man & Electro Dwarf

Thor Ragnarok (2017)