“Magic is natural, for nature itself is magic.” --Paracelsus

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Queen (1984)

I've Got to Break Free banned on MTV

Tweet of the year

A QUEEN

Concept:

A horror comedy about a pizza delivery guy who has to deliver several last minute pizzas on the graveyard shift. The gimmick is that each house he visits is in the middle of another horror movie. Like, the first house has a serial killer chasing the guests, the next house is in a zombie outbreak, the next house has a swamp monster, and so on. And all the pizza delivery guy cares about is delivering the pizza.

Also, Rami Malek has to play the pizza delivery guy.

if this movie doesnt at some point include the line “what, no tip?” we riot

hmm correction: “what, no tip?” is the title of this movie

The movie’s cover / poster is Rami Malek surrounded by all these horror movie monsters while holding up a pizza box. He’s making this face:

I wholly support this.

And in his car he's listening to Queen

Dreamer of Dreams by the Queen of Romania, Edmund Dulac

Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.

if you can listen to this entire thing with a straight face i will give you a cookie

I SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING 0.2 SECONDS IN OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

at first i was like challenge accepted but then Galileo happened

JESSU CHIRTS

still better than every other song

I accepted the challenge and won. With great difficulty.

Yep i failed

wow this is fucking historic as fuck i can’t believe im seeing this

god, GOD Freddie Mercury was such a fucking badass

Face all challenges with a shot of vodka and “I’ll fucking do it, darling.”

♫ Freddie Mercury Outfit Appreciation ♪

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Forever a Queen 👑