Jabroni Baloney

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man…he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred:

Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance — but not for me”

@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this

Bruce: I have a code.

Alfred: And I have a gun.

Bruce: time to remove the guns.

Alfred: good fucking luck.

I’ve peer reviewed @ebonyheartnet’s addition and found that it deserves a reblog.

The only known surviving teaser poster for the cancelled Superman Lives. Only ten were made for display at Toyfare ‘97.

Superman Smashes the Klan (2020)

The year is 1946. Teenagers Roberta and Tommy Lee just moved with their parents from Chinatown to the center of Metropolis, home to the famous hero, Superman. Tommy makes friends quickly, while Roberta pines for home. Then one night, the family awakens to find their house surrounded by the Klan of the Fiery Kross! Superman leaps into action, but his exposure to a mysterious green rock has left him weak. Can Roberta and Tommy help him smash the Klan?

Inspired by the 1940s Superman radio serial “Clan of the Fiery Cross,” New York Times bestselling author Gene Luen Yang (American Born Chinese, Boxers and Saints, The Terrifics, New Super-Man) and artist Gurihiru (Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Unstoppable Wasp) bring us a personal retelling of two different immigrants finding ways to belong.

by Gene Luen Yang and Gurihiru

Order it now here

Gene Luen Yang is currently serving as the Library of Congress’ fifth National Ambassador for Young People’s Literature. His 2006 book American Born Chinese was the first graphic novel to be nominated for a National Book Award and the first to win the American Library Association’s Michael L. Printz Award. It also won an Eisner Award. His 2013 two-volume graphic novel Boxers & Saints was nominated for the National Book Award and won the LA Times Book Prize. Gene currently writes Dark Horse Comics’ Avatar: The Last Airbender series and DC Comics’ Superman.

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if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

Forgotten masterpiece: “A New Batman is Born” from The Batman Chronicles #21, published by DC Comics, Summer 2000.

GET WRECKED

Justice League (2017)

Classic Justice League… so close to happening, in a way

Wonder Woman #286 (1981)

Can’t believe they cut Wonder Woman’s cameo out of Joker.

                                        Birds of Prey (2020)

                                       Black Widow (2020) 

                            Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)

Get the comics: Harley Quinn / Black Widow / Wonder Woman

*From my regular blog*

Mister Miracle (1971-1972)

You’d think after the first dozen attempts or so they’d stop trying to use death-traps on the guy whose whole thing is escaping death-traps.

This is advanced BDSM

Favorite Stories Files:

Truth be told, this is probably a favorite because of the scribble on the splash page :)  But it’s also a fun story with some wonderfully silly art throughout. 

Batman is a ruthless warrior.

Looks like Superman is a psychopath.