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Jabroni Baloney

@jabronibaloney / jabronibaloney.tumblr.com

(formerly LotternLibertine) 18+ only. (Scram kiddos!) Anarchist. 💣🧨🔪🔥🏴🏴‍☠️ In my 40's. Genderqueer / Genderfluid. ⚧️♀️♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Bookworm. 📚 Free Palestine. 🇵🇸 🍉 Oppose genocides. ● Land Back. ● Take public health seriously. ☣️🤢💀☠️ Oppose eugenics. ● absurdism > nihilism ● "When the poets only read poetry, the historians only read history, the theorists only read theory, and the philosophers only read philosophy, we experience a clear deficiency in poetry, history, theory, and philosophy. We are far away from Renaissance human beings sculpting themselves to be full and all encompassing in knowledge and life pursuits." - Anthony Leskov
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So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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