Jabroni Baloney

Art by Arcano XV

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

Most of the Bible's fans don't read it.

they “forget” anything that doesn’t benefit their side and push their agenda.

Everyone going off in the notes about how this is taken out of context has really never read the gospels have they

Jesus flipped tables because He was pissed that people were capitalizing religion and using it as a tool of personal profit and oppression. Kind of like, I don't know, the whole of conflated American Christianity/Nationalism?

I cried at this for about 2 full minutes

I thought this was referencing Psalm 137:9

'Blessed is he who seizes your infants and dashes them against rocks'

church of satan throwing shade