Some good news for today!!!

This is how I want his death announced. Don't let me down people.

Eli Valley

reporters have Had Enough 😂

FINALLY News 12 Long Island has their day

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL

HOOOOOOOOOOOLD the phone it’s real

it’s reeeeeeeeal

This was NOT on my Bingo card.

Season finale of Arrested Development

Trump doesn’t want to participate in the debate because he might be muted but I’d pay real human money to watch him scream and be rendered powerless by a little zoom microphone icon

Why wasn’t the Trump-Spears interview on news?

how have i never seen this before

HERE WE GO BOYS!

Donald Trump made an appearance on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air episode “For Sale By Owner”  in 1994. He plays himself and the storyline is he is interested in purchasing the Banks’ large Bel-Air mansion.

Will’s uptight cousin Carlton (being Carlton) is so excited about meeting Trump that he faints. Remember, at this point in history, Trump was merely a rich businessman, and probably Carlton’s idol.

Carlton’s sister, Ashley, however, is furious with Trump because she doesn’t want her father to sell their childhood home. She yells to his face that he’s ruining her life to which he responds: “Everybody’s always blaming me for everything.”

The producer, Gary Miller, remembers being called to Trump’s dressing room to listen to the future president complain about how he didn’t think his lines were funny enough. At one point backstage, Miller says, Trump “threw a tantrum” and tossed his script into the air, pages flying everywhere.

fuckin lol

Another day, another politician that thinks Trump doing something they do means Trump should get all the criticism instead of realizing they’re both wrong

The difference here is that Trump spends tax payer money for his golfing and AOC spent her own paycheck on a video game to unwind. They literally aren’t the same thing at all

Right, where do you think that paycheck comes from?

Were you born this stupid or did you have to work at it?

Ok, just to be clear, do politicians get payed with tax money or not?

If you honestly think a government employee spending their own salary is functionally identical to charging leisure trips to your own golf courses to an expense account and billing the Secret Service for being there, just because they’re both paid for with taxpayer money, I can’t help you.

But what’s the difference in the end? They both paid for something with taxpayer money.

Okay. It’s very simple: When the government disburses money to its employees in the form of a salary, the transaction where the taxpayer is concerned is concluded. The taxpayer has paid the employee for services rendered. What that employee does with that salary after that isn’t the taxpayer’s business, since the taxpayer already got what they paid for.

To put it another way, you wouldn’t argue that Doris from the DMV is “spending taxpayer money” when she spends some of her salary on a pedicure and claim it’s the equivalent of a presidential golfing trip, or that a soldier buying a case of beer with his salary is a waste of tax money. Because you are paying them for the job they did.

In other words, it’s not fucking taxpayer money anymore.

It is, however, still taxpayer money when it is part of an account set aside for expenses incurred in the execution of one’s duties, and the President uses it to pay himself for taking vacations, and to pay himself again for the taxpayer-provided security detail.

And even if I were to play your stupid false equivalence game: At $300 per console and a game price of $59.99, AOC would have to buy 369,455 Nintendo Switches with a copy of Animal Crossing: New Horizons for each to reach the $133 million racked up by Trump’s golf trips. So even if you were to blubber about how it’s all a tragic loss of taxpayer money either way, there’s your fucking difference you goddamn moron.

We’re done here.

me seeing the mailman buying twizzlers at the grocery store: wtf that’s my taxpayer money

I forgot about Animal Crossing, and thought she wanted to visit random people's Islands and doodle on their bulletin board. Thought she was going a little stir crazy for a moment.

Here's the article.

stop normalizing celebrities running for president with no fucking knowledge or background in politics

Stop normalizing presidents.

(Trump is not an anomaly. He's the logical conclusion to this fucked up system. The Simpsons warned you decades ago.)

Hey, quick question, how loud do the dog whistles have to get before everyone finally calls him what he is??

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