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Now that’s a fanfic waiting to be written!!
Oh, good grief! That is priceless!
How can you not love Jim?!!
Oh, Jim. *sighs*
Jim vs. the Media is the best.
(I really hope this was from the same interview day as the ‘Mr. Carson should invent poll [sic] dancing’ quote pleaseohplease).
Jim Carter wants the Downton Abbey movie to be an X-rated shocker for fans … with Carson the butler leaving service to become a porn baron.He revealed that the upcoming film version of the hit ITV show could be set in London’s Soho in the Swingin’ Sixties.
And it will be centred around Carson making a fortune opening up saucy strip joints and table dancing clubs.
He revealed: “For the film I think Mr. Carson should invent poll dancing really.
“I think the public are ready for that. We would have Mrs. Hughes and Mrs. Patmore of course, and Lady Cora would shake a leg and I think it’d be very popular.”
Jim making up outrageous and hilarious shit to see if a horribad tabloid will still print it is my new favourite thing.
We need to thank the universe every day for Patrick Stewart.
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Can I adopt him? I totally want to adopt him. Maybe as a nephew. Every single time he opens his mouth, I'm like, 'Who's awesome? YOU AWESOME.'
“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street. A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”
This has hit my dash more than once, but I just want to take a moment to truly appreciate it here.
And also, his tie. His tie is one of my favourite things.
Hugh supporting Jim Carter’s charity cycle in his own special way.
How do we donate to Jim? :)
monajo7: Click the (x) and it will take you to his donation page.
Hahaha. I didn’t even notice it. What an airhead! ;) hee hee
Can we just take a moment to admire the number of 'behind' and 'wind' and ass-pain-avoidance comments so far from family and friends?
Is that rhino’s back end doing what I think it’s doing?
No, I think those lines are supposed to give the effect that the rhino is running away!
Oh. Ok. I like that explanation better.
I kinda thought it was the rhino running away too, but I like both explanations. I could see JC doing either.
I think I'm just going to admire the fact that no matter what the rhino is actually doing, Jim doodled a rhino's butt.
Whoomp there it is. (Flaily run sighted.)
He has a spotter, right? 'Cause I mean.
Peter Capaldi's favorite childhood memory [x]
Because the-last-teabender needs this in her life.
As if rubycosmos needed more confirmation that he is basically a big kid who loves the fact that he gets to play dress-up for a living.
I tripped over this and I have been laughing for ten minutes straight and still can´t stop giggling… Why haven´t I seen this before?
Interview (from august last year) here: http://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/tv-radio/422754/The-last-word-with-Downton-Abbey-s-Jim-Carter
Jim Carter, ladies and gentlemen.
Please, can Jim Carter come and read me a story??
Video clip and article here
*preeeeeeetty* sure they had him read this because eyebrows.
<3 <3 <3
It’s that time of year!
'Tis the season for this bit of perfection.
Damn this man and his damnably perfect face.
