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Idris Elba Is Reportedly A Front Runner To Gunsling His Way To Stephen King’s ‘The Dark Tower’

Idris Elba may be chasing Matthew McConaughey across the desert as ‘The Gunslinger’ in Stephen King’s epic ‘The Dark Tower.’

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HNNNGH I really hope this is true.

I had no idea I wanted this BUT I WANT THIS

A friend posted this last night on her FB feed and it’s still getting responses of OH GOD YES PLEASE WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO I WILL BEG. The first offer of a kidney came within minutes.

This is brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

Freaking fantastic.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT THOMAS 

God Dammit. I am developing adoration for this man due to his sheer personal wonderfulness. HE NEEDS TO STOP.