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Artwork of Bowser shooting Luigi with a gun, shown in a comedy segment of an official 1996 Satellaview broadcast. The Satellaview was a Japan-only add-on for the Super Famicom that allowed it to receive satellite transmissions; while it is most commonly known for featuring games, it also offered shows that had live audio alongside a slideshow of pictures.

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fun personality quiz here  :) don’t take it if you’re paranoid but you agree with the results let me know!

okay so the paranoia thing was definitely a useful warning because I was a stubborn little dick and took it anyway, and now my heart’s racing BUT the results were honestly freakishly accurate how the fuck did you get that much about me from weird blurry shape preferences

anyway so this post is a psychological horror game.

I didn’t come to be called out like this

That’s creepy

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ok so since a lot of people missed the livestream yesterday, here’s some random shit that happened in it that i remember:

  • Dylan was wearing a a cute bandanna and yES i have a couple screenshots that will be at the end of this post
  • he mentioned his kids and the newborn is a boy!!! he didn’t mention a name but Holiday’s got a lil brother confirmed
  • he mentioned that he’s been eating a lot of pizza since quarantine started and the dude he was livestreaming with asked if it was delivered or homemade and he mentioned that he made a bunch of pizza dough by hand and put it in the freezer aND HE MADE THE PIZZA DOUGH WITH ANNA I’M 🥺
  • he also mentioned he was working out before the live started so this boys been getting SWOLE
  • he was in his garage
  • he has a HU poster from V up in his garage and he pointed out J3T and was like “look at that bulge, man” “why is George wearing white pants in that picture” and the other dude on the live was just like “he’s a white pants kinda guy”
  • someone asked “how do i stop thirsting over J3T” and Dee was like “man you can’t, i been trying but my mouth is watering right now”
  • someone ELSE asked “how do i stop thirsting over funny man”
  • the other dude was like “stay 6 ft apart from people!! would you rather be 6 ft apart or 6 ft under” and the chat was filled with “6 FT UNDER” “END MY EXISTENCE” “PUT ME IN THE DIRT”
  • Dee mentioned Krispy Kreme and i commented “BACK AT IT AGAIN AT KRISPY KREME” and he read that comment out loud
  • and the HIGHLIGHT of the whole thing was when butterfly_cult asked “do you guys play Pokémon or Animal Crossing UWU?” and he got SO confused as to what UWU meant
  • he kept just spelling out UWU and asking “wtf does that MEAN” and the chat was filled with UWU and OWO and he was still confused and it was glorious

and here are the screenshots

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