Johnny: I actually lived in this girl’s closet
“I gotta go visit m y m o m”
WAIT JOHNNY NO COME BACK YOU FRICK
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johnny, driving the tour bus: alright, attention, everyone in this vehicle, this is your driver speaking. it's about to get quite serious in here, so, please, if you can, move away from charlie and strap in.
johnny: jorel bet me that i couldn't do a 360 barrel roll in this thing, and let's just say i'm about to be $20 richer very soon.
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