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middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add
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this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you
more frequently than i expect, i will meet a grown ass adult who does not know how to properly recycle
#i always feel like the xkcd comic bc like#i’m aware the average person doesn’t check the limits of their local facility#and i know i cannot talk to most people about how broken the system is or it’ll sound like im anti environmental even tho thats the opposite#of what i’m trying to say#listen man. i know im Deep In It bc this is a topic ive cared about for forever#but i’ve seen both ‘idk what’s recyclable so i don’t try’#and ‘everything plastic is recyclable right. i’m just gonna put everything in there’#bro we have got to figure out how to get PSAs out to people now that no one watches actual tv#(frequently. just because something has the symbol on it doesn’t guarantee anything. usually only PET is actually recycled#the number is just to indicate that someone somewhere has figured out how to recycle it#but most facilities find it cost prohibitive :)) so it tends to get thrown out#or shipped overseas to go to a landfill/get incinerated there)#(there is also a difference between the chasing arrows symbol and a solid triangle with a number#and environmentalists have tried to hold plastic companies accountable for that#and they just went umm it’s not misleading just get better eyes)#(and the how2recycle infographics are again. just a hypothetical#you should always check what your local facility actually accepts)#(and people rarely rinse their shit our first)#(in general tho you should be ok to put anything with the symbol in the bin. you cannot just throw trash in there#if the lot is too contaminated with non recyclables they will unfortunately just throw everything away!)#mine
bro i think my city is so afraid someone will try to set up a frat house in their Good Christian Suburbs that they straight up outlawed premarital cohabitation
i know it’s an unpopular opinion but i can’t stand the sound of purring. it’s just the wrong frequency to make my brain itch. i love my cats and i love to know they’re happy but it makes me want to explode
#‘yes i love you too. i’m happy to see you too and i would love to hang out. please get off me or chill tho’#realistically i still don’t rly consider myself a cat person#these guys are cool and i love them bc we’re friends and they live in my house and it’s great#but i still don’t get the appeal of cats Generally. idk man#mine
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The thing they don't tell you about getting really into one specific historical period is that very quickly every conversation turns into an attempt to avoid sounding like the "horribly wet in wexford today but not as bad as in the 690s" tweet
Me whenever someone's random comment can be connected to one of my special historical guys in some extremely tenuous way for real
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This is real. :)
Some good news for the day. Thank you Onion! 🤣
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MLP: Dungeons and Friendship (WIP) yes I know shy isn't there; im working on it
i gotta remember this
