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Jack | 30s | Queer | He/Him | original writing & art @calicohyde || OFMD | Ted Lasso | IT | Star Trek || PFP by @vacantgodling
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I'm Jack! I'm 30-ish and I use he/him pronouns. This is my personal and fandom blog. I also have a writing and art sideblog @calicohyde. I'm also attempting a kink meme @izzyrarepairkinkmeme.

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It could look like someone you know or it could be a stranger in a crowd. Whatever helps it get close to you. TJ MIKELOGANs HALLOWEEN 2024 EVENT day twenty-nine ↬ horror film that scared you the most 

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wirt from otgw really is one of the best written teenage characters ever i think. like. he's 15-16-ish and wants people to take him seriously SO badly, but he also struggles to take responsibility for most things. he's dripping with anxiety. he overcomplicates everything in his mind but sometimes he has lapses of impulse. he can be surprisingly blunt when he's angry. he can't help but hate his little half-brother (and stepdad) out of spite and it takes both of them nearly dying for him to start working through those feelings. he's really creative but he keeps his interests in poetry and the clarinet a secret because he thinks it's fucking embarrassing. he reads real estate magazines and knows a lot about architecture and interior design, which is such a random little detail but i love it. he's self-conscious and lowkey suicidial and always assumes the worst in other people's view of him, but BASICALLY EVERYONE BACK HOME LIKES HIM, including the girl he has a massive crush on, and he just can't see it because he never makes an effort to reach out. every minor stepback feels like the end of the world to him. he has no idea who he is or what he wants.

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To be honest, I don't think there is any other reaction for a thief asking you to trust her while you are robbing a bank.

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so because of the fact that some of wade's fourth wall breaking in canon is shown to be diagetic - i.e. the other characters are (sometimes) aware of wade directly addressing the audience even though they are not aware of the audience themselves - it's been floated that it's not just a character thing but in fact one of his actual superpowers, with even some official stuff saying so (tho i don't have sources on that handy). personally, i believe a power like that ties quite handily into the super-Power Of Belief, a la Good Omens, Peter Pan, etc. if you know you're fictional, or at the very least that your reality follows the rules of fiction, it only stands to reason you could manipulate the reality in question in accordance with the rules of fiction. i'd go so far as to suggest maybe the whole them holding hands meaning they fix everything and live too was a wade-made dues ex machina (the metafiction possibilities here are endless).

anyway all this to say. in point of fact, wade very much could get pregnant from logan's strap if he believed hard enough.

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SLKDFGKJSHFDGHDSLKHGLKSDHFKSDGSFD

this is the best thing I have read in my entire LIFE

just

CANON CONFIRMED

LOGAN CAN IMPREGNATE WADE IF THEY BOTH BELIEVE IT HARD ENOUGH

Wade is growing a womb through the sheer power of BABY FEVER

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