Veggie dogs with avocado, cucumber, and gochujang broccolini slaw topped with sesame seeds and gochugaru, stuffed avocado, and chocolate chip cookies. #vegan #lunch #summer #veganfood
It's a good thing this spring is freezing because it's 95 degrees out #florida #summer #iloveit (at Wekiwa Springs State Park)
You know it's fuckin hot out when I'm wearing only one layer and not 5 and that layer is a dress. #summer #clothes #fashion #itme
Light vegan summer dinner. Bread with vegan pâté, olives, and basil and a chia seed rocky road smoothie bowl #food #vegan #dinner #summer
#rhodeisland #beach #summer #itme
#summer #awyisssss
Make sure to sunscreen your tattoos. You didn't pay busted $$$ so the sun can fuck them up. #tattoo #ledzeppelin #summer #beach #advicefromyourtattooedmom
(sells soul for perfect sun hat and regrets nothing) #summer
A Facebook Status From When I Worked As A Lifeguard
Fuck teenagers. Fuck their hormones. Fuck their hollow rebellion. Fuck their bad loudly played musical tastes. Fuck their string bikinis. Fuck their pathetic sandbox swag. Fuck these bitches going into the pool in full out make up and heeled sandals. Fuck the bastards with their swim trunks around their taints. Fuck their orange skin. Fuck their high pitched noises. Fuck them for picking on the one blatantly gay kid, who should also stop screeching and shut the fuck up. Fuck swimming pools. Fuck water. Fuck Ionic and covalent bonds. Fuck gravity. Fuck the universe. Fuck everything.