i'd give you the world if it were mine!

raiding the fridge AGAIN

yeah they're same to me

Blue Lock is realistic as fuck. A lot of the beautiful men out there do have shitty personalities but they are so beautiful, that it's easy to overlook that flaw.

*romance dawns your trio* celebrating the end of the semester with these fools

@izvmimi

Drip Drop 💧

going thru mood swings makes me feel like a sim its so embarrassing

(weeping on the floor for ten minutes immediately followed by cleaning the kitchen with a placid smile) sul sul

she’s got a specific dick in mind bruh, leave her be.

this girl really sat in the pod and said to a stranger "one of us has to have a brain"

oh she said "i'm obviously a trophy wife" let me mind my business

ok i don't think i can watch this season brittany annoys me FAR too much

HELP GARRETT IMMEDIATELY WALKING OUT AND SAYING THAT'S NOT FOR ME

Zora and this slutty outfit. he won't get away with this

half of my advisors have been castrated so as not to cloud their mind’s judgement and the other half have been lobotomized so as not to cloud their penis’s judgement

dm’ing people on here is so embarrassing 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️hi it’s me the giant pervert who lives in your phone. how’s it going

U guys ever think abt how ur contemporary blorbos feel abt the ones who would be like. Canonically fiction in that selfship

i’m not hot enough to make up for how weird i am