Awe, as in to inspire Dread

lol necromancy isn't even that bad

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First day as a second-century warlord

an animal ate all of my boyfriend’s decorative cabbages and he’s reacting really okay and proportionally

great.

call my girl the bit the way i’m committed to her

call my girl the bit the way I’m CHOMPING AT HER.

babygirl that’s not bisexual lighting you’ve been called mankind’s first localized disaster and put a crater in the moon

I watch this stupid video everyday it has been stuck in my head for five days now

i b like “goodmorning<33” then go back to sleep 3 times

carrion is such a cool word for "a bunch of dead shit on the ground"

It's cause when you see it you turn 360 degrees and Carry on

the same direction

Yeah you do a little spin and go "WOW" and carry on

I’VE GOT THE VOICE OF THE MANY IN MY THROAT 

THE TEETH OF A FROG AND THE TAIL OF A GOAT

call my girl subway the way she's making me her sub of the day

call my girl subway the way she's giving me a variety of orders

call my girl subway the way she's laying meat between my buns

call my girl subway the way she's finishing by topping with mayonnaise

call my girl subway the way she's making me pay for her 12 inches

call my girl subway the way she, uhhh. sandwich