I only lied about being a thief, I don't do that anymore.

here is a short compilation of tiktoks that have killed me lately

Since vine is actually shutting down tomorrow and this meme is pretty much dead, I’d thought I throw in some of my favs for fun.

I did this compilation right after Vine went down, and I thought I lost it, but I finally found it

Legendary

I’ve never seen the update to the sand guardian, pure and good

asdfmovie was the vine of its time

saying “desmond the moonbear” evoked the same kind of response as saying “road work ahead?” now so im right

Holy shit can you imagine looking out your window to see this over across the road.

This is one of those tiktoks where you’re immediately excited just from the thumbnail

welcome to Hell

a shoutout to my favourite Vine! :D

I’m v offended I haven’t seen some of those in the rip vine videos so I made my own

some boys be out here dismantling toxic masculinity one tiktok at a time

This is what ‘boys will be boys’ should mean

this is what peaking on molly feels like

The worst thing I’ve laughed at all week

Have a whole 1:30 of Good Omens scenes put over some very fitting vines!

“If I didn’t see you then you didn’t do it”

this guy is excelling in a completely unique genre of his own creation that consists of extremely relatable humor steeped in twilight zone horror and i am here for it

while I was at work i was wondering, since the good omens show is in the smartphone era, do the angels have human memes and vines but like, slightly to the left, and most of them dealing with smiting

“1-800-are-you-smiting” “what do you have?” “a flaming sword” “nO-” “actually, michael, i can’t smite anywhere. i have hemorrhoids” “saw you hanging out with crowley yesterday” “gabriel it’s not what you think” “i won’t hesitate bitch” “that doesn’t sound right, but i don’t know enough about the four horsemen of the apocalypse to dispute it” “i’ll smite you… bitch. i ain’t never gonna stop smiting you…. bitch” “is that an armageddon? on my good christian earth?” “there’s only one thing worse than an antichrist” (a baby antichrist) “a baby” “hi welcome to heaven”

they keep the “i bring you myrrh… myrrhDER” one verbatim

the demons have some too

“road work ahead? uh no, i sure hope it doesn’t” “I DIDN’T GET NO SOULS CUZ OF Y’ALL, Y’ALL GONNA GET NO SOULS CUZ OF ME” “everybody’s damned, bitch. let’s get you some fruit” “what’s better than this? guys being demons” [bill wurtz melody] “oh hi, thanks for checking in! i’m still a fallen angel”

they keep the “hey man, where’s the holy water” one verbatim