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my biggest red flag is that im a lesbian who likes boobs and whenever im watching a show with obvious fanservice and all the girls have their massive tits hanging out of their bras being held together by string, my first reaction isnt to go "god im so tired of all this oversexualization of women". i go WOOOOO BOOBIES !!!!!!!!!
^ me whenever i go crazy about a female character with massive tits
official boob post
this isn't going to happen but it WOULD be very funny
the prison abolition leaving my body when it's funny
gay people can never break up normally it's always gotta be some shit like "dann, lieber christian, möchte ich nicht mehr, dass du meinem kabinett angehörst"
THE BIGGEST HOPE FOR GERMANY IS A GUY THAT SOFT LAUNCHED HIS CHANCELLOR CANDIDATURE WITH A TAYLOR SWIFT LIKE PEARL BRACELET SAYING "KANZLER (CHANCELLOR) ERA"
Trying to get your exes attention like
I love hotel breakfasts. You have shambling zombies who've managed to scrape together half a braincell, the morning people who've already done their yoga, and the most elegantly put together women you've ever seen, all staring with the same vague confusion at the unholy selection of food on offer.
Ha a lélek vándorlásában hiszünk, el kell fogadnunk hogy ha zenészek voltunk, zenészek maradunk akkor is, ha négy lábbal újraszületünk..
Translation, via Google Translate:
If we believe in the migration of the soul, we have to accept that if we were musicians, we will remain musicians even if we are reborn with four legs.
Wolfgang Malamozart over here like damn
before: GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCK PIECE OF SHIT
after: hello mommy 🥺 could you pretty please help me with this 🥺 it’s me your baby boy
max saying simply lovely the day after saying he doesn't need to learn anything because he's a three time champion how does it feel to experience a level 7 cuntquake
“There is no other home”, Soviet poster, 1986.
i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
i sent this meme to 7 people, and 4 of them asked me to translate for them. i legitimately do not think that was necessary.
I love learning about the gay firefighters solely third hand from my dash I hope I never see one minute of this actual show because it would ruin it. They all look identical and I’m not sure how many of them are actually involved at this point. All of their names are Brad. I’m happy for whatever occurred for them tonight.
“…And Stay Down!” Charles Keegan 1998
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