Everydayimdyingoflaughter

am i too late to share my favorites (part 1)

warning for loud noises

THERE GOES PHILIP BANKS

THE BIGGEST ASS

THAT EVER LIVED

WHAT A DOUCHE

Nothing about this went as expected.

i just asked ‘what’s this song?’ and my friend said 'its the brother bear song’ like i was stupid for not knowing it was the brother bear song

frickin love that song. you should def know that.. haha

seriously if you haven’t been flossing your teeth, get into the habit. put a post-it beside your bathroom mirror to floss so you don’t forget. or set a nightly reminder. cavities and nasty gum diseases happen because of lack of flossing. like i used to slack about it. but once i got into the habit of it, it’s the best feeling. not only your dentist gives you a glowing review but your annual dental cleaning doesn’t take a long time and is a less painful process. you’ll really feel the difference. it’s been like almost half a year since i got into the habit and seriously, it just becomes second nature to floss now and you start to feel incomplete when you don’t do it. it’s rewarding

Is he like the opposite of Bob Ross?

Yes.

wtfstyls:

Is that zane from 1direction

this post ruined my life

omg ive been trying to look for this post

this was so cute lma o and made me giggle

This makes me happy haha

“Oh shoot you guys okay?” Fave

I freaking love how ready people are to join in

guess I'll have to listen to that song again.. it's been a while

the star wars movie NOBODY asked for

#BUT THE ONE WE DESERVE#FUCK

I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED THIS UNTIL NOW

The people in the apartment below me are playing “Never Have I Ever” and I’m smoking on my porch creeping on their game

Guy 1: Never have I ever INTIONALLY walked in on my parents having sex Gal 1: fuck you brandon! It wasn’t intentional! I didn’t know what they were doing!!! Brandon (Guy 1): Shut up Katy no one is THAT oblivious take your drink

Katy: Never have I ever LOST a wet tshirt contest

(Good job Katy. You do you. Proud of you boo)

Gal 2: Never have I ever pierced my genitals Brandon: IT WAS IN FOR LIKE A MONTH! Katy: Whatever bitch, take a drink you Prince Albert having douche Brandon: I’m being singled out I hate you all

Guy 2: Never have I ever had a threescore [Pause] Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK KATY?!?!?!?! Katy: Shut up Andrew it’s before we even knew each other this was years ago!!! [Pause] Andrew: And you won’t even watch porn with me…

(the family is disintegrating)

Brandon: Never have I ever been in such a confrontational game of Never Have I Ever….

[People saying ‘cheers’]

(stop fighting guys you’re tearing this family apart…..)

Andrew: Never have I ever had sex WITH a piece of food. [Pause] Andrew: Dude Brandon: Dude Katy: Dude omg Gal 2: what? Omg EVERY girl has practiced giving head with a banana! Katy: Um no Ester. SOME of us just practice on dicks. Ester: what the fuck though. Whatever.

(Don’t let them kink shame you Ester I still love you)

#TeamEster #BananaSplits

Andrew is testing a banana. Go for it andrew. Explore your wild side #TeamEster #TeamKink

Brandon: Never have I ever been called a fuckboy Katy and Andrew: TO YOUR FACE Brandon: Go fuck a banana Andrew

#TeamBananaFucking

Ester: Never have I ever had a crush on a family member Brandon: [random fumbling noises] Katy: brandon omg ew Andrew: yeah man come the fuck on wtf man its 2016 Brandon: SHE WAS MY COUSIN AND I WAS 13 IT’S NOT LIKE SHE WAS MY SISTER AND IT WAS JUST A CRUSH NOTHING HAPPENED Ester: methinks thou dost protest too fucking much Brandon: NEVER TELLING YOU SHIT AGAIN Andrew: Chug your drink, Sir IncestsALot Brandon: Chug a fucking banana Andrew

#TeamBananaFucking #TeamWhatTheFuckBrandon

Katy and Andrew have gone home in an Uber to apparently sex it up. Alway use a designated driver, kids. And always put protection on your Banana.

#BananaCreamPie #GamesOverKids #TeamEster

This is spectacular.

Eva Longoria is everything