apherhelion

i think its pathetic that journalists and even some casual speakers call twitter "X" now. weak fish behaviour. you dont have to play along

oh u can have this post i don’t want it

Gee, thanks mista! Oi Avent had a post to me own since and mum n pop died of influenza! I'll be certain to cherish it as if it were me little brutha who died from influenza also

Woss-all this then? You cheeky li’uhl buggah, wheh’d you get that post? Didn’t I tell you wha’ ‘appens to li’uhl boys that steal posts, hm? If your dear old mum knew she’d catch influenza with shame.

Oh no, Officer! I know ‘im, and ‘e’s a good lad; ‘e ‘elped me find daddy when I was lost in th market! I’m sure my father would be happy to let me pay for th’ post! Father is just around the corner getting influenza

'Ere offisah, dahn't truss that littuw giwl, orrite? She's the one wot stole foive bob from me larse week she did, when i was recovering in St. Urchin's 'Ome For Those With Influenza. And I sorer shewwin 'er ankles to some poor gent dahn the pub yesserday arfernoon while 'er ol' dad stole the poor bugger's influenza roight aht the man's pokkit. She's a baddun orrite. Fling 'er dahn the nick.

if i knew they were gonna make my post british i never would’ve gave it away

a co máte v plánu vy?

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

love ignoring things ‘have you seen this terrible show’ no im the ignorer ‘can you believe what that company tweeted yesterday’ i am the ignorer

Yeah that tracks

peace and love on my dash this afternoon

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”

If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.

So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”

Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.

See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.

you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter

[ID: tags: "#that wasn't a lie though the big ball did go night night #it went to the great night night that awaits us all" /end ID]

A spectacular death from Tango’s stream

[ID: scar, bdubs and tango are near scar’s base. there’s a pig and a charged creeper in a boat]

transcript:

scar: [unintelligible]

tango: so what’s the plan here, you gonna airdrop an invisible-

[scar removes the pig from the boat]

scar: (overlapping) oh shoot. here, you hold that pig.

[scar tosses a lead at bdubs. he is still attached to the pig]

bdubs: ok, i’ll take this, thank you

tango: (laughing and muttering) hold that pig…

scar: (plotting) hold on…

bdubs: you got it! you have it! you have the pig!

[they both get dangerously close to the creeper]

scar: i got it! i-

bdubs: (overlapping) JEEZER-

[bdubs and scar both explode by charged creeper]

tango: [laughs quietly at first and gradually gets louder]

It's not guilt tripping to beg people to reblog fundraisers nor it's virtue signalling to boost fundraisers

I know I said this website is the virtue signalling website but not the act of actually giving money to people in need. If you're not helping people you claim to care about, that's virtue signalling

Very true^^^

Hilda is pregnant living in a tent with her 10 person family in gaza, please donate and circulate her campaign, she is low on funds and low on necessities!

Donate here

https://gofund.me/b0b26932

Vetted here

Oh my god i said last night that this doge shit was making me feel like oppenheimer and now trump is comparing it to the manhattan project... Too on the nose. too on the nose. this is going to make me break my weed break early i need to use a substance or two

He's literally me fr

How many times do you think he has to do this a day with how popular his game is

why do you think deltarune chapter 3 is taking so long...

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oh ok

HELLO HAIII !!!!!

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ITS ALL GOOD ^_^ YAYYYYYY

some of you bitches deserve a nap and a milkshake tbh

um maybe stfu and accept that u are lovable and life owes u a bagel

I don't like bagels

dearest babe the bagel is a metaphor for the baked good of your choice

anyway yeah DELETE YOUR FUCKING ADVERTISING IDS

Android:

Settings ➡️ Google ➡️ all services ➡️ Ads ➡️ Delete advertising ID

(may differ slightly depending on android version and manufacturer firmware. you can't just search settings for "advertising ID" of course 🔪)

iOS:

Settings ➡️ privacy ➡️ tracking ➡️ toggle "allow apps to request to track" to OFF

and ALSO settings ➡️ privacy ➡️ Apple advertising ➡️ toggle "personalized ads" to OFF

more details about the process here via the EFF

Also don't take your cell phone with you if you are participating in activities you would like the government to not know about, or keep it fully powered off and I'm a faraday cage if you must have it for emergencies.

Ibupikmin (I wanted it in a higher quality for my emojis)

Edit: Now with HRTmin.

wild life session 4 sketches for funsies <3

fake screencap of lizzie fixating on suspicious stew + the "one braincell between 3 people" groups

Cats Stealing Food in Paintings

Via James Lucas on X/Twitter