bucky up

ok seb once is enough u need to stop

holy glob

You can’t be a member of Team Free Will unless you’ve had glorious hair.

#So does that mean once upon a time Bobby had glorious hair?

yes

Does that mean Crowley can join the team too?

Can’t forget Lucifer

And Balthazar

I think Balthazar is winning here.

In the meanwhile, Gabriel…

at this point they had been kidding around, teasing each other about their ability (or lack thereof) to lie properly. they were laughing and smiling so big and it was a light conversation 

but then it got serious 

isak figured out that even had joined the kosegruppa because of him and then his mind quickly went down memory lane and he remembered how things had been for him back then, at the very beginning, and how he was convinced that he was the one who first had a crush on even, and he was the one who was interested and he was the one chasing after even. but now he’s realizing that it wasn’t the case, the realization hits him all at once. this boy he loves so much, he had shared his feelings from the very beginning and oh god, knowing that, after all this time, it fills his heart, his whole being with so much warmth, with a quiet happiness that will stay for a long, long time

and the way even admits everything. he’s not teasing, he’s not laughing, he’s not treating the memory like it’s a silly one. because it isn’t to him. the moment he first laid eyes on isak, the thoughts that went through his mind back then, the memories of trying to get isak’s attention, the first time he spoke to him, that all means so much to even. so he’s not saying the words as if they were a simple admission, as if he was admitting his defeat in a frivolous game they were playing. he’s saying them in a way that is meant to make isak understand, he’s saying them in a way that is meant to expose his heart, in a way that’s meant to turn him into an open book, and he’s telling isak “this is the whole truth, i’m letting you read it” 

before a monster is a monster // he was supposed to be an angel

‏@EmeraudeToubia: “is it 9pm/8c yet !? #Shadowhunters  @ShadowhuntersTV  @Kat_McNamara”‏

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id like to thank god and also jesus

@spookyzamnwilson i blame you

Listen…. I love you with my whole entire heart and soul and will give you my first born

OH MY GOD YES! YES YES YES!

just learned that jean-jacques rousseau was so deeply deeply obsessed with being spanked - such a spank maniac if you will, that he used to drop trou and sprint backwards ass first at unsuspecting women on the off chance their first instinct would be to spank his bare ass

i know this because he published it in his biography. he was an extremely influential philosopher and this is his story as he chose to share it

The world is a rich tapestry.

If you’re ever worded about your embarrassing shitposts coming back to haunt you, please remember that this influential philosopher literally told people in his own autobiography about his very shameable kink.

time to kinkshame the Enlightenment

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.