multiple answer test papers

me: I’m YELLIN me really:

Well put.

this is so real

the only advice you’ll ever need

Bug-free™ season is over and I am Afraid

The number of messages I’ve failed to answer across all my devices and media platforms will be weighed against my soul on judgment day, and I will be cast into hell

thinkin about my two hundred different embarrassing and completely self-indulgent daydream universes that i’ve actually taken time out of my day to create content for and have never shared with anyone bc they’re that embarrassing but not being able to stop bc they’re one of the few things that bring me genuine joy 

#i’m that friend 

there’ll only be one april fool’s joke on this blog tomorrow

it’s me.