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Hey it's Green

@itsomgitsgreenblogging / itsomgitsgreenblogging.tumblr.com

Writer, poet, general mediator of life, weak at internet but trying her best to get involved, ask her a question about headcanon and she'll be inclined to answer!
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oh you think you're soooo fucking smart. with your fucking convoluted pretentious sentences

yeah exactly it's exactly like that

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valtsv

abandonment issues are sooooo funny. "i'm scared people will leave me so i push them away and leave them first to avoid being hurt" girl the prophecy is self fulfilling!!! the sabotage is coming from within!!! you forgot about the cycle!!!!!!!!!

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krasnyel

i don’t understand where did “fred is a boring rich asshole” characterisation come from. this boy has been a cheerleader a camp counsellor a circus acrobat a guy who’s special interests are traps and nets this boy can’t even listen to rock music because its too much for him like are you kidding me

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silverhawk

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

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wbicepuppy

no come back ma’am

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spoookiepie

*under my breath* underwater girlfriend

underwater wife

Underwater love of my underwater life

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gailynovelry

There are benefits to being a marine biologist

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weaselle

underwater girlfriend underwater wife underwater love of my underwater life underwater benefits to underwater studies turning underwater sharks into underwater buddies underwater lovers are the partly sharky sirens seen if you’ve achieved degrees in underwater science

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moron-rights

… couldn’t help it….

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“In reading a novel, any novel, we have to know perfectly well that the whole thing is nonsense, and then, while reading, believe every word of it. Finally, when we’re done with it, we may find – if it’s a good novel – that we’re a bit different from what we were before we read it, that we have changed a little, as if by having met a new face, crossed a street we never crossed before. But it’s very hard to say just what we learned, how we were changed.”

— Ursula K. Le Guin, foreword to The Left Hand of Darkness (1969)

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