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had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water
Boxhead Devouring Two Saltines, 2024
2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.
are we sure the only way out is through? like. are we sure we can't just. go around
Truly incredible things are happening on white dog instagram
wyd if you unbutton your mans pants and discover that hes got the ginch gonch on.......
Why does it feel weird and intimate to mention that someone was in even the most innocuous of your dreams? Sorry my subconscious decided to think about you for a second. You were a curator at an ice cream museum that was also my second grade classroom. If you even care.
BAD SISTERS - ‘Saving Grace’ 1.10
she touch my yippee till i yay
mood today
tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse
update: conclave fucking bangs. it’s like succession for catholicism until it isn’t. and by that point you’re like YOOOOOOOOOOO. and that’s my official review.
