@/Canuckspup: Happy belated birthday Petey! Can I have your sweatshirt?

You don’t have to belong everywhere!

whatever dude i dont even look that tormented mostly

i think one thing that will really invariably get me to click out of a fic immediately, if i even get as far as opening it in the first place, is He Would Not Fucking Say That’s hornier cousin “he would not fucking fuck that hard or that prolifically”. like when regardless of canon personality a character enters the bedroom and immediately becomes this almost christian grey parody ultra suave dom with dubious bdsm practices and it’s like. i’m very sorry but i truly hand on heart do not think he knows how to use his dick like that

hey you kind of set off my prey drive. wanna get out of here ? you first

i saw you and your male friend across the bar and noticed you're extremely weird about each other in various platonic and/or romantic ways Mind if i obsereve

—Juraj Slafkovský, Montreal Canadiens

“begging”

Petition to mic up Travis Konecny as much as we can // x

ok

sorry for how i acted when i was being myself

men can't be "just friends" with each other. ur either gay or u hate each other. and if u hate each other that's also gay

go white boy goooo

no white boy not like that

white boy i've never seen anyone fuck it up like that

if we were trapped in the timeloop together would you kill me during sex for real

hey let's do knife tonight. no not heart, stomach. i love you, i'll see you in the morning