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a long wait, it has been

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rochenn

Arguments about what's canon and what's not in SW fandom are kinda pointless, I know for a fact that every fan has their personal frankensteined version of canon based on what's best for their own blorbos. I love picking up a random licensed book to sneer at half of its ideas and then steal the rest. Some shows and books and comics and whole movies are simply not incorporated into my belief system. That's how we roll

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i like that while queen amidala's signature color is red, PADME'S is definitely blue. with her slave disguise, the first time we really get to see "padme naberrie", and from thereon how often it's used during her most vulnerable moments with her family and her husband

there's just something special to me about how it was what she was wearing when she first met anakin, showed him her home, became the color we most often see her wear in her apartment after marrying him, and the color she was buried in after her last words swore his innocence

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kidrat

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

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andthepeople

what you fail to take into account is he's been stuck on tatooine for 19 years and so he has specific and very personal beef with each and every creature in that cantina

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penny-anna

u know something that must have happened a lot w the OT star wars trio

Luke: *insisting something that's very obviously latent force sensitivity is a 'totally normal experience' that 'happens to everyone*

Leia: *strenuously backing him up*

Han: *outnumbered and getting more & more mad about it*

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within five years of Order 66, enough clones have fought through their inhibitor chips that they are able to successfully overthrow the Empire and start the work of establishing their own regime

thinking that they killed All The Jedi, they also proscribe a new state religion dedicated to the Force, with the Jedi as their martyred saints

this leads to Obi-Wan, who snuck onto Coruscant to figure out what has changed in the galaxy that has started to dispel the Sith's Darkness, immediately stumbling upon a giant statue of himself sprawled on a throne in true characteristic Kenobi style

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lucife56

inspo for sketch Wip:

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ripley-stark

space opera sci fi discourse is so comedic. star wars fans think star wars (a campy family fantasy set in space) is battlestar galactica or dune (grounded, character-driven, politically complex stories about war and colonization in space) and get mad when it's star wars instead of battlestar galactica or dune. alien fans think that alien (a space slasher about labor rights and sexual violence) is star wars (expansive lore about multiple alien species) and get mad when it's alien instead of star wars. and star trek fans are the only ones who are ever happy because they actually know what their franchise is about. all of this would be solved if people understood that sci fi is a vast and nuanced genre, but instead you have incels review bombing every new entry into a legacy franchise because they don't realize that more than one sci fi movie exists

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mudwerks
James Earl Jones, once a stuttering farm child who became a voice of rolling thunder as one of America’s most versatile actors in a stage, film and television career that plumbed race relations, Shakespeare’s rhapsodic tragedies and the faceless menace of Darth Vader, died on Monday at his home in Dutchess County, N.Y. He was 93.
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carrinth

Happy Foxiyo Week!

Prompt: CAF

Brooklyn 99 joke which wouldn't leave my mind lol. Part of a longer series but I couldn't draw everything in time XD Also this was the only part that was Foxiyo related heh.

It is universally known that Corrie Guards swear upon certain senators. Senator Chuchi is patron of truth and cookies. Also you should not ask why Commander Fox carries a holopic of the Pantoran senator around with him. Just don't. (Although one particularly brave trooper asked if Senator Chuchi had a holopic of Commander Fox and she just laughed and winked)

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Completely random detail that I think about way too often because it's funny to me. Folks who write SW fic, myself included, often have characters who do "paperwork" have stacks of datapads on their desks to go through. I imagine this is because the default way to show an office worker is swamped is to have large piles of documents around them, but realistically, someone working a desk job in Star Wars could have everything on ONE datapad and maybe their desktop computer. Like, imagine having a different ipad for every thing you're working on. Imagine someone dropping off their entire computer to get your signature on a form instead of just sending it to you digitally. 😂 It kills me, even though I do it in my fics too.

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skierunner

It's actually super justified if the characters are military or government. Modern day people often have multiple phones and computers that achieve different things and/or are connected to different networks. So a Jedi general in command of a ship probably has a Jedi datapad, a GAR datapad (unclassified), a GAR datapad (classified), GAR datapad (can't connect to any internet but is the only one with the forms you need), their personal datapad (loth cat memes are medically necessary), possibly a datapad that connects to the Senate if their job so requires (Jedi Councillors prob), and a datapad they're not quite sure is theirs but it would be very embarrassing to admit that if it does turn out to be yours, so keep it in the stack with the rest of them.

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