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So earlier today I called my older brother “McPapa”.

Context:

His cat is named Nugget, and the entire family loves calling him variations of Nugget, such as “McNugget”. My mom, in addition to this, loves referring to my brother as “Nuggets Father”, to which I sometimes call him “papa”.

While my brother was at work today, I noticed he was going to be home soon. I meant to say, “McNugget, Papa’s coming home soon”, but because I have a brain, I said this instead:

“McPapa’s coming ho-“

As I wondered wtf I just said, my little brother who was in the kitchen, started laughing so hard he fell on the floor. And then I started laughing too.

McPapa is now one of our favorite inside jokes.

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