#I feel like Clint regrets ever making friends with Nat #he’s like the fuck is she doing? #I’m gonna get hurt and she’s gonna be fine and I’ll get the blame and she’ll get out of it again #’oh no mr fury it was clint’s idea’ yeah. yeah. just because she can kill a man with her thighs she gets away with murder #literally and here’s me #shootin’ guys from forever away and I get all the shit #if I had thighs like that I could kill guys too #wow I accidentally hawkeyed (via kirkandbones)

the black widow SNL trailer was funny bcuz its obviously NOT who natasha is or what the movie would be about. thats why it was funny to joke about marvel making her movie like that because they dont get what people want out of a black widow movie cuz they dont know women comic fans let alone the character

comparing it to the Supergirl trailer as if to say ‘look at this bullshit theyre the same!’ is ridiculous. Kara IS that sweet, romantic, silly girl who just tried to be normal before accepting her role as a hero. That trailer was extremely fitting for her as a character. If you think its ‘just as bad as that fake SNL trailer’ you’re bad at satire and bad at women

I don’t understand how there’s no Black Widow movie. A little girl being taught to be a spy from childhood. Destroying her youth and innocence and learning to kill. Competing against 27 other girls to stay alive. Being pushed to the breaking point morally, physically, and emotionally. Seeing The Red Room forge her into a weapon. The beginning of her career - assassinating diplomats, manipulating prisoners of Russia, outsmarting SHIELD. Backstory to Drakov, Sal Paulo, the hospital fire, and Budapest. And then a rookie SHIELD agent has her in sight on his scopes. His finger is in the trigger, but he hesitates. She looks scared. She looks tired. She looks like a fighter. So, he brings her in, and takes her under his wing. From a child assassin to a Russian defector. And they could throw Bucky and Yelena in there, along with Clint and Fury, and maybe even a Peggy Carter/Dottie Underwood Red Room origin story.

Like, who heard that and went - ‘no, I’m gonna go with Spiderman for the third time, and this guy who can talk to ants’?!

This is the greatest thing I have ever reblogged.

What if the reason Natasha isn’t wearing the arrow necklace in AoU is because she only wears it when clint is gone? I mean, he’s obviously with her in this movie.

clint shows up unexpectedly and she just rips it off and throws it out a window 

“what was that”

“emotions”

"Barton and Romanoff never have an extraction plan."

[x]

#where’s the hey sailor gif #I NEED THE HEY SAILOR GIF

CLINTASHA AU - The woes of a superspy couple.

"You’re mad at me for forgetting your fake birthday?! But that wasn’t even in the file!"

oh my god, it’s almost like there’s a real movie.

As a random thought...

So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”

— black widow / Чёрная вдова / chernaya vdova / natalia alianovna romanova / natasha romanoff

you’ll die one day. so will i. but i’ll show some spine, and i won’t be alone.

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"I know what I need to do"