yall

y’all,

YALL

H & M just shitted on my whole life

PSA to anyone moving to the south

“bless your heart” is NOT a sign of goodwill that person wants you dead and buried, preferably while they watch from the comfort of their porch rockers

bless your heart is literally the shadiest, most condescending thing a southerner can say

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

My Bird of Paradise costume (yes, that little bird with the weird mating dance.)

@oboonobird

fave movie

Loving this song.

Forever a fan of the black and the blue.

person: are you gay? me: no person: so you’re straight me: nope person: then what are you??? me: ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

The life of a pet owner: “What are you eating? OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU EATING???”

"Come back here with whatever you’re eating!"

"Don’t think you can fool me by stopping chewing. I know you’re still eating it!"

"Open your mouth. OPEN. YOUR. MOUTH."

The best part is that all of these can be seen as the owner’s perspective or the pet’s and it’s all still accurate.

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

boy being able to manipulate metals would be pretty magneato

As a random thought...

So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”

Shut. Up.  Everything about this is perfection.

The disaster movie genre has been around forever, but recently there’s been an uptick in the number of summer blockbusters that illustrate their impact with collossal infrastructure damage.

This is possibly the result of Michael Bay’s Transformers movies, and I don’t find it very effective because with a PG or PG-13 rating in mind, no amount of toppling skyscrapers will feel meaningful. It’s particularly bizarre when you consider America’s obsession with urban terrorist attacks. Hollywood movies regularly include disasters that are ten or even a hundred times more devastating than 9/11, but they zoom out until all you’re experiencing is grey concrete dust, tiny people running around like ants, and the distant vibration of a dramatic bass soundtrack. I find it quite unpleasant to watch this kind of movie that implies vast amounts of civilian casualties, but cleanses that loss by removing its bloodshed and viscerality. I’d rather have a supervillain cause the meaningful death of one character we actually care about, than have him destroy fifty skyscrapers full of nameless civilians whose deaths are reduced to a silent, PG-rated nonentity. I’d rather have Obi-Wan Kenobi say “It was as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced,” than watch another CGI shot of buildings toppling over like dominoes, with no sign of who was inside. CATWS wasn’t perfect in this regard, but it had three things counting in its favour…

— Captain America: The Winter Soldier, and its impact on worldbuilding in the MCU.

THIS IS AN AWESOME ARTICLE.

Yes, yes, yes.