#forever grateful for how chris evans chose to play this scene#because it allows me to lay over it the most beautiful of interpretations to wit:#that steve is experiencing that horribly awkward moment when you’re attracted to someone and it makes you too aware of your own body#on the outside he’s all calm but on the inside it’s like#‘RED ALERT CAPTAIN ROGERS THIS IS A FOUR ALARM HOTNESS SITUATION!!#oh god what am i doing with my hands what do i do with my hands is there some kind of like – protocol –#should i hook them in my belt loops? maybe? FUCK this doesn’t feel right#GODDAMN IT STEVE YOU SPENT SIX HOURS LAST NIGHT IN A COLD WAR WIKIPEDIA SPIRAL#YOU COULDN’T HAVE GOOGLED ‘WHAT THE FUCK DO PEOPLE DO WITH THEIR HANDS IN 2014’ ?!?!?#okay calm down rogers calm down be cool it’s fine he didn’t notice just put them in your pockets easy does it totally normal nothing to see#SHIT now that my hands are in my pockets i can’t just STAND here looking like i’m trying to puff up my massive chest HE MUST THINK I’M SUCH#A#TOOL#okay here it is here’s the plan: the lean#just – lean – on the wall#u can do it steve ol buddy remember when you used to actually need to lean on stuff and just play it like that#leaaaaaaan on over#just casual#reaaaaaaal casual#YES. THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE POSITION. I AM SO CASUAL AND NORMAL. THIS IS WHERE MY HANDS SHOULD GO.#EXCELLENT TACTICAL DECISION MAKING UNDER PRESSURE CAPTAIN ROGERS#WHY THANK YOU CAPTAIN ROGERS.’ (tags via gyzym)

THE ONLY REASON THIS MOVIE IS CALLED CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR AND NOT CAPTAIN AMERICA: BUCKY BARNES IS BC THEY ALREADY USED THAT NAME ON THE LAST FILM

Captain America: Civil War - Trailer!!!!!!! 

@HayleyAtwell: #TeamCarter we celebrated 

I ACTUALLY GASPED. I GASPED. AND THEN I STOPPED BREATHING.

God Bless Captain America.

like he wouldn’t

insp. [x] [x]

#fun fact the working title for this gifset was ‘golden retriever boyfriends’

ACCURATE

Perfection.

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#where’s the hey sailor gif #I NEED THE HEY SAILOR GIF

IM SO PISSED THAT IM ONLY NOW REALIZING THAT CAP’S FIRST OUTFIT WERE JUST BOOTY SHORTS OVER TIGHTS

I didn’t ask to get made. [insp]

The only thing I want in Avengers 2 is Cap picking up Thor’s hammer, totally unaware it should be impossible.

#STEVE ROGERS IS WORTHY

Screw that, I want Thor to lose his hammer. And there’s some guy playing with his dog like “Go Fetch”.

And then the dog comes back with the Hammer, and Thor shows up and sees the dog holding the hammer in it’s mouth, looks at the guy and says “That is a very good dog”

Ladies of the MCU + Misogyny

AUTO-REBLOGGING FOREVER.

Hill gets the most shit out of all of them and stands for it the absolute least. Look at her face - that face says ‘don’t let me forget to utterly destroy you later.’