i ate all my pickle chips :(

I GOT SOME

NOOOOOO I ATE THEM AGAIN

asexuals are queer pass it on

wow yall are still arguing in these notes huh

anyway asexuals are still queer, keep passing

#asexuals are ultimate queer#most people can accept that humans are sexually attracted to somebody gender regardless#but say you aren’t interested in sex at all and they brick like a cheap burner phone

@colorfauna inspired

SOMEONE will advocate for you

adding some more resources!

from an LA lawyer

the state laws

article from women’s law abt finding lawyers trained in this area

big long list of resources

free crisis line for victims of non-consensual porn

even more info

if you find yourself in a situation like this, don’t panic. there are people who can, and will, help you <3

[video ID: a pale skinned person with blue hair and a lip ring is shown from the waist up, speaking into the camera. transcript (some of the captions on the video are not spoken, so those are added in parentheses):

“I don’t know who needs to hear this today but there is no such thing as a “leaked nude”! (obvs don’t mean colloquially) 1. if your nude is behind a paywall like onlyfans, it is: copyright infringement and onlyfans will fight for you. 2. if your nude was taken or sent in private, that is: revenge porn, and as of 2019, is illegal in most states and countries where social media is prominent.

in 2019 one of my girls came to me and said that her ex was threatening to leak her nudes. she played me his voicemail and I fucking laughed. homeboy left his full name and threat on a recorded message.

usually I’m not very supportive of the police if that’s not obvious (I made this decision based on the people involved and didn’t put anyone in danger) but in this situation I told her to call. she filed completely over the phone, never met with an officer and he never saw her face (she also said that he didn’t make any remarks or judgements on her which was important to her). that officer called the dumbass and told him that he was facing a felony in his state. basically, the dumbass wet himself and never contacted her again.

but if you don’t want to go that route you can always get a lawyer involved (to inform and advocate for you). I know even that sounds like “how can I do this?” but for my she’s, gays, & theys out there: if you are in an abusive situation or they’re committing crimes against you, some lawyers in your city will work for free.” end ID/transcript]

𝖨'𝗆 𝗀𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍 𝗍𝗒𝗉𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗇 𝖿𝗈𝗇𝗍𝗌 𝗋𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈𝗆𝗅𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖭𝖮𝖭𝖤 𝗈𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖼𝖺𝗇 𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗉 𝗆𝖾 >:𝖣

𝔅𝔲𝔱 ℑ 𝔠𝔞𝔫.

𝓞𝓱, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾? 𝓒𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓵𝔂?

𝓕𝓸𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓱.

ᶠᵒᵒˡᶦˢʰ 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 ʄɨɛռɖ. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝐧𝐨𝐭 ᎪΝᎠ 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 ׅ꯱tׁׅᨵׁׅׅ℘ mᥱ. ͲᎻᎬᎡᎬ 𝐢𝐬 ռօ stopping 𝓶𝓮. 𝖸𝗈𝗎 ꏳꍏꂚ 𝙩𝙧𝙮, ᙖᙀƮ 𝓲𝓷 𝒏𝒐 ᏇᎯᎽ wïll ｙｏｕ 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯 ｂｅ ᎯᏰႱᏋ Ꮏ𐒀.

ᘜᓍ იႶ, 𝚑𝚊𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 ꂵꀤꑄꍟꋪ. ֆȶօք 𝑚𝑒. 𝙲𝚊𝚗'𝚝 ᵧₒᵤ? ᥴᥲᥒ'𝗍 ᨮׁׅ֮ᨵׁׅׅυׁׅ 𝕥𝕣𝕪? ահαԵ ᥕ᥆ᥙᥣძ ꌦꄲ꒤ 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝒹ₒ? ꀤꎇ 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱, ᗯOᑌᒪᗪ 𝓎𝑜𝓊 ꊰ꒐ꋊ꒯ ꀤ꓄ s᥆ 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴?

𝚆hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅtׁׅ ｉｓ Tᕼᗴ ႼႮჁႼიაჹ 𝙤𝙛 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 ᗰᗴ, ᘺᕼᘿᘉ ᨮׁׅ֮ᨵׁׅׅυׁׅ 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙸 ႦიႵႹ kղօա TᕼᗩT ιƚ'ʂ ᑢᓍᘻᕵᒪᘿᖶᘿᒪᖻ 𝑝𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠? Tᕼᗴᖇᗴ 𝗂𝗌 ₙₒ 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝔱𝔬. 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕚𝕤 ΝϴͲᎻᏆΝᏀ. 𝓐𝓷𝓭 ʏօʊʀ ʄօօʟɨֆɦ թlαղ, too, ιʂ ᑎOTᕼIᑎᘜ. 𝓘 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 ʀʊɨռ 𝙞𝙩 աɨȶɦ 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 ꩇׁׅ֪݊ ᨮׁׅ֮ 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚢 աʀɨȶɨռɢ, αɳԃ 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝔫𝔬𝔱 ᙃO anything ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵢₜ, ע૦౮ ᖴOOᒐ.

Alrighty then.

⏚⊬ ⏁⊑⟒ ☌⍜⎅⌇ ⍜⎎ ⎎⍜⍜⌰⌇ ⏚⟒⎎⍜⍀⟒ ⋔⟒ ⊬⍜⎍ ⌇⊑⏃⌰⌰ ⏁⎍⍀⋏ ⟟⋏⏁⍜ ⏃ ⎎⍀⍜☌ ⟟⋏ 50 ⌇⟒☊⍜⋏⎅⌇

*proceeds to magically turn you into a frog*

There we go! you're a frog now

⎎⍜⍜⌰. ⎎⍜⍜⌰⟟⌇⊑ ⌰⟟⏁⏁⌰⟒ ⟒⌖☊⎍⌇⟒ ⎎⍜⍀ ⏃ ⍙⟟⏁☊⊑.

⎅⟟⎅ ⊬⍜⎍ ⏁⊑⟟⋏☍ ⊬⍜⎍ ⍙⟒⍀⟒ ⏁⊑⟒ ⍜⋏⌰⊬ ⍜⋏⟒ ⍙⊑⍜ ☊⍜⎍⌰⎅ ⌇⌿⟒⏃☍ ⟟⋏ ⏁⊑⟟⌇ ⏁⍜⋏☌⎍⟒?

Please reblog

Australia is likely implementing a ban on social media for children under 16 years. It will be by ID that they’ll track underaged users. This is a massive privacy violation and could result in people being put in unsafe situations.

This is the Australian KOSA.

Share and raise awareness please.

As in you take a photo of your ID and upload it, one of the suggestions is also a biometric face scan which sounds like it comes from a 90s spy film. Another is ID PLUS face scan

seen a bunch of these, so i thought i'd start my own cause it's fun :>

do this picrew + this quiz (dont share your type, share where you are on these spectrums as shown below. trust me, it's more accurate)

@mildlybizarrecorvid

Only did the labels I know I've got, so it's probably innaccurate

Summoning:

No pressure tags: @jadegr8, @averyintrovertedfangirl, @justazebra, @thatrandomnerdyouknow, @agentwaffle

@ilikeunicornsactually @0dditie @the-peculiarity-of-anonymity @aristarxs @udnergecko

No pressure tags :D this was fun!!

@basically-bumble @officialtinder @shakespeare-official-reblogs @jupiter-the-god @juliasreblogs @chaos-in-gv-anon @yes-im-youtube-kids @the-gimmick-fbi @k-f-c-official @the-real-google @bingle-official

Hm. No pressure tags. @the-gimmick-cia @its-target-official + Anyone else who wants to join.

too tired for ttags, join if you want

While I have thoughts about the election that I haven't quite been able to put into words yet, I've seen a lot of misconceptions that "if DIY HRT is so easy for gymbros to get, it must be easy for trans men too!" and "Just go up to a gymbro and ask for his T!"

As the "trans gym bro" blog, I feel like I have to be the one to say

NO. IT IS NOT THAT SIMPLE.

First of all, because T is a regulated substance, it is hard for gymbros to get as well. That means even if they DID use T, they would NOT be sharing.

Secondly, there's "natty" culture. For those who aren't in the know "natty" is short for "natural". Being "natty" means you got your gains without the use of testosterone or steroids. There are those of the mindset "if you're not natty whatever, just disclose", but there are also those who look down on the idea of not being natty. Not to mention a lot of these gymbros strongly discourage the use of T in their circles because of the negative effects (namely the aromatization of T into E) of too much T. Basically, not every gymbro uses T, many actively discourage it, and those that do use T are likely hiding it.

Third, very few people are going to just bring their T into a locker room. Partially because of the previous point, but also because the locker room is just unsanitary, often don't have a proper disposal bin for sharps, and/or because the gym bans the use of steroids (sometimes needles I think?) entirely (this may not stop everyone but it's at least a deterrent).

Fourth, and very importantly, a large number of gymbros are transphobic. This varies from ignorant to actively malicious, and you never know which one you're going to get. To be fair, not every single gymbro is transphobic, but there is a large enough portion of them that are, such that you would be at substantial risk if you outed yourself to one. No transmasc in their right mind is going to risk outing themselves to someone who hates you AND is jacked as fuck.

There are other things preventing those who want testosterone HRT from accessing it also, such as doctors refusing to prescribe it to an AFAB person because "you'll ruin your body" reasons, those gymbros being a big part of the reason why T is a controlled substance, as well as it just being unsafe to use someone else's vial of T.

The point is though, we DO need resources for DIY T, ESPECIALLY in the current political climate in the US. Do NOT fucking ignore us because you refuse to acknowledge that not every gymbro is going to fit whatever idea of them you have in your head.

Anyway. I have to hit legs now.

Normalize this response

Normalize this response

Plan B has a shelf life of 4 years

Plan B has a shelf life of 4 years

Plan B has a shelf life of 4 years

(Also, you can get 4 months of over the counter birth control (progestin-only pill form) at Costco for $50. Or 3 months on Amazon for about $45.)

i love you headmates

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potterheads, grab your wands

whovians, hop in your TARDISes

supernatural fans, get the shotguns

sherlockians, hire your consulting criminals

tributes, knock an arrow

avengers fans, assemble

lotr fans, unsheath Sting

we’ve got a few people to track down

Les Mis fans, build a barricade? Yes?

Gleeks, grab your slushies

Rizzles fans, grab your guns and scalpels

Wizards and Witches, time to kick muggle ass.

NCIS fans, grab your gear.

Castle fans, alakazam that jackass

The Last Airbender fans master your bending

Assassin’s Creed fans, ready your hidden blades.

Falling In Reverse fans, get Charlie.

BVB Army, get on your warpaint.

Slash gash Terror Crew, grab your chainsaws.

VE! Coven, show your fangs.

Directioners, get the fucking glitter

beliebers,get the supras.

Of Mice and Men fans, get squidgy.

Motionless In White fans, get Officer Peppercorn and some PCP.

Pierce The Veil fans, get the Sheepcat.

Sleeping With Sirens fans, get Sam Link..

Naruto fans, grab your kunai

Bleach fans, ready your zampakuto

Homestucks get your Strife Specibus

no fucking way its the actual post

I’m shaking this post was never meant to be seen outside of screenshots and jokes

this is one of the worst posts on tumblr

this is one of the best posts on tumblr 

Holy shit I never thought I would ever see this

A relic from the dark times

This is like watching how people want to attack area 51

this is hands down the one post on the internet that sums up why fandoms, all of them, are trash and should burn

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nosy anons let's go

Send them to me NOW

I’d love some of these but if you’re gonna do it add the question too cuz I can’t remember these numbers.