My friend texted this to me and said she couldn’t tell if this was a drink or drain cleaner
it's giving me such mixed messages like it says "non-toxic" and "industrial strength" but also "no sugar" and "gluten-free"
the drink of all time
Forbidden juice
Like those 5-in-1 men’s shampoos
justin bieber having traction alopecia from his disgusting matted “””dreadlocks””” is about to send me over the edge
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reblog and put in the tags a medical fact about yourself (can be something you have or something unusual about yourself).
Tips on what to do when ur cat pees your dog’s bed and then does not feel bad
someone: have you seen breaking bad?
me, remembering this video: yeah it was amazing
Frat boy vampire draining someone while his bros chant “CHUG CHUG CHUG” in the background
Mutuals this could be us
Opening up a boy with the cold ones
If I had a gf that was taller than me I would simply not be mad about it. Sorry to all the shorties out there but I’m built different.
when you think about it tho pliny the elder is kind of the funniest guy in the world like. he wrote all these books about natural history that he was wrong about where he confidently claims things like “some animals only have blood during certain parts of the year” and then when mt. vesuvius erupted and destroyed pompeii and herculaneum he said “oh mt vesuvius is exploding? let me go check it out” and then he died
the man was committed to science. he wasn’t very good at it. but he was committed
Orpheus turned around cause lil nas x slid down the pole right behind him
RB IF YOU AGREE
This is seven seconds of stupid, and I’ve watched it five times. Enjoy.
Hotch: Why would you give a knife to Reid?!
Emily, shrugging: Reid felt unsafe.
Hotch: Now I feel unsafe!
Emily: I'm sorry...
Emily: Would you like a knife?
