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ho ho homos

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Martie ● 20 ● INTJ trynna draw n write or sth ★DioJona Trashbag★
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I’VE OFFICIALLY MOVED ACCOUNTS!!!

I would love it if you considered following it, if your blog is still relevant to my interests in any way I’ll definitely follow back!!

My new blog will be primarily art-oriented though, so keep that in mind in case you came here for shitposting and don’t like my work.

!!I’VE DELETED MY 3 LAST PICTURES FROM THIS BLOG SO I COULD REPOST THEM ON MY NEW ACCOUNT!!

It was fun while it lasted here. Goodbye and goodluck, everyone!

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PSA

I might be moving accounts soon, making a separate, art-focused tumblr.

I won’t delete this one, since there’s a lot of useful stuff kept on it, but I wanna start fresh 

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Me: *Posts Art*

What y’all think I posted:

Guys, please support your favorite artists by reblogging them! They help us way more than likes! ♥ Thank you!

REBLOG YOUR WRITERS AND YOUR ARTISTS PLEASE

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When you’re on the phone with your girl and the squad is being childish.

My friends

LMAO!

used to do this all the time lmao

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tobamory

The fact that this is universal still kills me

Bruh this man was ready to hop out of a moving car😂

He was ready to jump 😂

universally petty 😂 I love this

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gq73

😂😭

Source: sckrewedup
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“Why I hate straight men,” a thread by me. Congrats, you assholes. You just scared me to fucking death. You know what’s the worse bit? Feeling helpless because you know that you can’t risk angering them. That’s it. That’s the worst fucking part.

And they didn’t want a smile. They wanted to demonstrate their power over you and force you to comply. He could have just as easily said “give me a penny out of your purse” or “say the word mayonnaise”. It’s all about power.

This is why at work I carry a walkie with me when I go outside. I had a man see me sweeping the parking lot from the highway and he pulled into the lot and drove next to me at 1 mile an hour while asking me questions from his SUV window. Questions included whether I wanted a boyfriend or if I already had one. At the time I had no walkie and that side of the building had no cameras. I thought he was going to snatch me and nobody would even know what happened because there was no cameras. When I got inside I just cried. I also wear a fake wedding ring now.

These stories make me so sad.

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identificat

Generic Long Text Post from 2012-2014

OP: So why the fuck do barbers have these swirly pole thingys??

1st comment: They siphon the energy of lost hair.

2nd comment: ALRIGHT MOTHER FUCKERS PULL UP A CHAIR AND TAKE A SEAT AT YOUR DESKS BECAUSE IM ABOUT TO LEARN YOU A THING.

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SEE THIS MOTHERFUCKER? ITS A MOTHER FUCKING BOOBLE POOLE FROM MEDIEVAL TIMES.

*60 lines of text you can find from wikipedia*

IM PRETTY PASSIONATE ABOUT BOOBLE POOLES OK?

3rd comment: Things are getting heated up in the Booble Pooles fandom!

End of post

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glutko

The only correct way to read Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

  • Purple Haze Feedback
  • Stone Ocean
  • Battle Tendency
  • Jorge Joestar
  • The story mode in Eyes of Heaven
  • Steel Ball Run, but instead of reading every odd chapter, read “Jolyne, Fly High With Gucci” instead
  • Diesel
  • JoJolion (Spanish scanlation)
  • Phantom Blood’s anime episodes, but in reverse order
  • CLAMP in Wonderland 1994 Summer
  • Diamond is Unbreakable (Duwang scans)
  • Skip the rest. They’re bad
  • Every episode of the OVA but only the Phantom Blood flashback at the beginning of every episode. Skip the rest. It’s filler
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sparklyjojos

A black comedy series with the Pillar Men in the ancient world

would be both bloody hilarious and hilariously bloody. Also a satire on the sheer ridiculousness of human history/society, pointing out that no matter what supernatural carnage the Pillar Men come up with, in the end humans will always manage to one-up them in violence just by, well, being humans.

Highlights include:

  • the episode where Esidisi and Kars have a full-blown marital spat over Hannibal (“he is an experienced warrior rightfully using an innovative strategy” ELEPHANT ABUSE IS NOT A STRATEGY ESIDISI")
  • the episode where they’re at the Olympic Games, Wham gets repeatedly hyped for every event before remembering they are held during the day, and everyone unwittingly references Battle Tendency (“why does it have to be a hundred innocent cows I’d go with a hundred vampires instead”, or “well *I* wouldn’t let some widow into the stadium just because her son whom she allegedly trained is in the chariot race”, or “who would organize whole games just because they’re angry over some warrior guy they cared about dying” “no idea Lord Kars”)
  • the episode where a nervous Roman guy explains engagement rings and that they go on the ring finger of the left hand since you’re supposed to put them as close as possible to the heart vein. One glorious misunderstanding later the Rings of Death are now a thing
  • the running gag that every time something like the Great Fire of Rome or Pompeii happens, it’s somehow, in some way, always Esidisi’s fault
  • once an episode when the camera changes Kars is suddenly surrounded and groomed by random animals. They disappear in the very next shot. Nobody seems to notice them. With every episode the species choice of the animals gets progressively weirder
  • once an episode someone says “I wonder how Santana’s doing” and we cut to Santana in an out-of-context situation (balancing on the edge of a Mayan pyramid, contemplating a rock, having a staring contest with an iguana while another one is chilling on his head). These scenes have no dialogue and last uncomfortably long
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