Hello

Me

Boy I forgot to add da damn post

We not even trying no more here

adds this to the list of dogs that are definitely going to hell

They were so camp for this

Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you

I literally can't stop referencing this fsr

kermit is a butch and miss piggy is a femme and they are in lesbian love

Look at this picture and try and argue otherwise

This is about Breaking Bad

me

hm. i think every time i feel an impulse to people please, to be unproblematic and likable and charming and feel the safety that comes with universal adoration, i need to remind myself that i want to be loved like a person, not like a dog.

fiona what you did to that snake was fucked up

literally girl wtf

"get a degree" "get a job" there are snoopy images in my phone

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.