Ted: Are you two drunk?
Isaac: Absolutely
Rebecca: It’s 2 o’clock in the afternoon
Colin: It’s 5 o’clock somewhere
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mens thighs!!!!! in slutty shorts!!!!!!!!!!
I’m gonna need clipboard Buck to get the same treatment as prick!Jamie Tartt
CHARLIE HISCOCK THE MAN THAT YOU ARE
Isaac: Happy gay month cause you know you gay and stuff
Colin: Okay, thank you Isaac
Isaac: Here you go gay balloon cause it got all the colors cause it's gay
Colin: Isaac-
Isaac: and I got skittles cause it got a rainbow on it
Colin: Okay
Isaac: and I got the cookie cake it says “be who you are”
Colin and Isaac: for your pride
Colin: Thanks, this is my Pride Month- why did you do this? Why are you doing this?
Isaac: why cause you're gay
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having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro
i can’t say shit about liking a character that acts slightly in a very specific way without being hit with a tidal wave of “of course you would” to live is to suffer
#me being into the cocky (definitely bisexual) guy with daddy issues#so maybe i have a type 😭#you can literally instantly pinpoint most of my favorite characters it’s so fucking evil#ted lasso#ted lasso apple tv#911 abc#9 1 1#supernatural#psych#brooklyn nine nine#jamie tartt#evan buckley#buck 911#dean winchester#shawn spencer#jake peralta
Sam texting Rebecca in season two: “See you soon, baboon”
Sam: Wait, spice it up
Sam: “See you soon bitch”
Sam: Too spicy, too spicy. Oh God I sent it
Me: LOVED Jamie Tartt in Ted Lasso and Dean Winchester in Supernatural
Also me realizing Buck is my favorite character in 911:
edit: forgot two y’all SHAWN MF SPENCER AND JAKE PERALTA
#you can’t tell me they’re not at least a little similar#at least personality wise#ted lasso apple tv#ted lasso#jamie tartt#supernatural#dean winchester#9 1 1#9 1 1 on abc#evan buckley#buck 911#psych#shawn spencer#brooklyn 99#brooklyn nine nine#b99#jake peralta#phil dunster#jensen ackles#oliver stark#james roday rodriguez#andy samberg
me looking at certain Harvey (stardew valley) fanarts:
OH MY GOD I KNOW WHY IM SO INTO HARVEY IN STARDEW VALLEY
IT’S THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S FAULT
Jamie: I think I’m in love with Roy
Isaac: Seriously?
Jamie: Yeah, thoughts?
Isaac: And prayers, you're gonna need them.
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Describing my taste in men in one image
Jamie in season one: You know who I think is the ugliest guy on the team? That Roy Kent! You know what I would give him on a scale of 1 to 10? 1 would be the ugliest and 10 pretty... I would give him an 8... 8.5... or a 9... Not, not over a 9.8 cause there is always room for improvement. Not everyone is perfect, like me. That's why I'm holding out for a 10. Because I'm worth it!
Rebecca: This totally sucks, man.
Roy: This is horrible.
Rebecca: Yeah, I know, I mean look at today’s news.
Roy: No, it’s not that, it’s Tartt.
Roy: It’s just like, I can’t get him out of my head and every time I look at him I have this pain in my chest, and I just know it’s his fault, that bitch
Rebecca: I don't think that.. No yeah you're totally right it is his fault.
Sassy: Look Rupert, I'm not slut shaming you but...
Sassy: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you.
Keeley: Okay you will never guess what happened
Rebecca: What’s up Keels?
Keeley: Roy, Jamie, and I were crossing the street and this dude drove by and honked at us
Rebecca: *sighs* God what did Roy and Jamie do?
Keeley: They chased this guy to the next red light, reached through his window and-
Jamie: WHO WANTS A STEERING WHEEL?