Kaz: OI HELVAR! GET YOUR HAIRY ASS INTO MY OFFICE NOW!
Nina and Jesper: oooooooooo
Matthias: *turns and glares*
Matthias: Every. Single. One of you knows that my ass isn’t hairy. Yet none of you spoke up, and I will never forgive you for that *storms out*
Nina:
Inej:
Wylan:
Kuwei:
Jesper: He’s right, we’re cowards
Kaz telling everyone the plan for their newest heist: let me know if there’s anything you disagree with
Kaz: I won’t take it out, but I’d be happy to tell you why you’re wrong.
Inej: Kaz, if you die, do you want to be buried or cremated? Like, if you were hit by a wagon today, what do I do?
Kaz: Go after the wagon driver and make him pay for what he did to me.
Kaz: Avenge me, Inej. Avenge me!
Inej: I found this company, and they bury you in a biodegradable sack. So when your body decomposes, it fertilizes the seeds of a fruit tree.
Inej: That's what I want. Because then you and all the people that love me can eat the fruit from my tree.
Kaz: That is fucking mental
Inej: Coming from the guy that wants me to ruin a wagon driver's life just 'cause he killed you swerving to avoid a child.
Kaz: I didn't know about the fucking child.
Jesper: coming to the club tonight?
Kaz: hold on, will you be there?
Jesper: of course 😃
Kaz: Then FUCK NO
Kaz: The best thing you can do with bullies is ignore them.
Inej:
Jesper:
Nina:
Kaz: Then, you sneak into their house at 4 AM, which, statistically speaking, is the hour people are least prepared to defend themselves.
Wylan: Correct
Kaz: Then, once you’re standing over them, as they sleep in their bed, you start to beat them with a thick, heavy rope soaked in red paint.
Kaz: Pummeling them over and over until they wake, confusing the paint for their own blood.
Kaz: When they beg you to stop, you laugh as loud as you can for as long as you can
Jesper: *gulps*
Kaz while miming hitting someone: and then you start to beat them again.
Nina: *drops mug*
