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Inej: Kaz, if you die, do you want to be buried or cremated? Like, if you were hit by a wagon today, what do I do?

Kaz: Go after the wagon driver and make him pay for what he did to me.

Kaz: Avenge me, Inej. Avenge me!

Inej: I found this company, and they bury you in a biodegradable sack. So when your body decomposes, it fertilizes the seeds of a fruit tree.

Inej: That's what I want. Because then you and all the people that love me can eat the fruit from my tree.

Kaz: That is fucking mental

Inej: Coming from the guy that wants me to ruin a wagon driver's life just 'cause he killed you swerving to avoid a child.

Kaz: I didn't know about the fucking child.

Jesper: coming to the club tonight?

Kaz: hold on, will you be there?

Jesper: of course 😃

Kaz: Then FUCK NO

Kaz: The best thing you can do with bullies is ignore them.

Inej:

Jesper:

Nina:

Kaz: Then, you sneak into their house at 4 AM, which, statistically speaking, is the hour people are least prepared to defend themselves.

Wylan: Correct

Kaz: Then, once you’re standing over them, as they sleep in their bed, you start to beat them with a thick, heavy rope soaked in red paint.

Kaz: Pummeling them over and over until they wake, confusing the paint for their own blood.

Kaz: When they beg you to stop, you laugh as loud as you can for as long as you can

Jesper: *gulps*

Kaz while miming hitting someone: and then you start to beat them again.

Nina: *drops mug*