Me rewatching tgwdlm thinking that maybe this time Paul won’t get infected:

me when Paul started singing in The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals:

if i had a nickel for every time i got attached to a character named Paul who lives in a small town on an island and ended up dying while sacrificing himself for the good of others, i’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

Made a Starkid meme based on this Dead Poets Society picture

Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist as tgwdlm #30

Zoey: Jesus Leif!

Leif: Shh! Shh! Shh! Shut the fuck up Zoey

Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist as tgwdlm #29

Zoey: I spent the first 18 years trying to get out of this place. Should’ve just stayed in Guatemala. I mean, yeah, they’ve got volcanoes and Coatimundis everywhere but uh-

Max: What’s a Coatimundi?

Zoey: Oh, it’s like a little raccoon thing. Eh, they get into shit, people hate em, but at least they don’t sing and dance!

Max: Is that what drove you back to San Francisco? Coatimundis, up in your shit?

Zoey: No, no it was uh my brother, David. He was the good one. Yeah. He had this um, Lisa Frank binder when he was little where he mapped out her entire life and I swear to God, he stuck to it. Bullet point by bullet point. It was like, job, husband, house, kids. And you know when one kid is so on top of his game it kind of demands that the other one be a total fuck-up, right?

Max: What is Yin without Yang?

Zoey: That’s what I’m saying! Yeah, man, he was off doing life and I was doing something else, backpacking mostly.

Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist as tgwdlm #27

Howie: I’m trying to reconnect with my kid and you’re just gonna leave me hanging?

Zoey: Yeah. Sorry. But, hey! I’ll grab you something from the golden gate grind! My treat. What do you want?

Howie: I just want my daughter back

Zoey: how bout a nice caramel frappe? Nothing better!

Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist as tgwdlm #23

Tobin: No- it’s not alright Leif!

Leif: Tobin! You scared the shit out of us!

Tobin: Well, how the hell am I supposed to pop out of a trash can and not scare the shit out of you?

Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist as tgwdlm #21

Zoey: Well, I’m gonna go get some coffee, anyone wanna come? Max?

Max: I can’t, I gotta keep refreshing this web page.

Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist as tgwdlm #20

Mo: Max! Zoey! Zoey’s boss!

Simon: That’s right Mo, all your best friends are here.

Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist as tgwdlm #18

Tobin, on the phone: SPRQ point, this is Tobin. How can I help... Oh hi Leif! How are things up on the sixth floor? Well, I’m sorry to hear that. Well, my day’s been...Uh huh... Oh... How late? But- but- but Leif it’s... *quieter* Leif it- it’s cuddle night... Well, what do you mean “So what?” the counselor says we should do it at least once a month! Yes, but... Yes, but Leif we skipped last month. Well, don’t you think I’m tired, too? All right, maybe tomorrow night then, huh? No you’re right. We should stick to the schedule. Next month it is! All right you take care Leif! And Leif be careful because I love y- Leif?*puts phone down* That was Leif. He’s doin just fine... Counseling’s workin out real swell...*pulls out cigarette*

Zoey: Oh! Tobin. I’m sorry. You can’t smoke in here..

Tobin: Huh? Oh! I didn’t even realize...

Zoey: It’s okay

Tobin: *pulls out flask*

Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist as tgwdlm #17

Maggie Clarke: Is that an IPhone?

David: Yeah, it’s a 6s

Maggie: *chucks phone* WEAR A WATCH!!

Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist as tgwdlm #15

Leif: Do you have plans?

Joan: No

Leif: So you’d rather do nothing than come with us to see Mamma Mia?

Joan: Leif, I’d rather do anything than go see Mamma Mia. The idea of sitting there, trapped in a musical, that is my own personal Hell.

Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist as tgwdlm #14

Zoey, telling Max about her powers: Max, I think there’s something terribly wrong with the world today.

Max: Yeah fuckin tell me about it. I spent the morning learning some dumb ass flash mob song, I’m exhausted. Do-?

Zoey: Max, Max, Max. I feel like there’s something… sinister infecting San Francisco, and I know this is going to sound crazy, and not very scary, but it is scary if you think about the implications. Promise me you’ll think about the implications?

Max: Okay, okay, I promise.

Zoey: Okay, Max. I think the world is becoming... a musical.

Max: Um I-

Zoey: Don’t say anything. Let it sink in.

Max, thinking she’s crazy: Okay.

Zoey: Okay, now, are you frightened?

Max: Uh, yeah I think I am starting to get a little frightened...

Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist as tgwdlm #13

Leif: Hey you goin to the Golden Gate Grind (I literally looked it up😂)

Max: Yeah.

Leif: you didn’t invite me.

Max: Sorry, Leif. Do you wanna come?

Leif: No, no, no, no, no. I don’t wanna show you up, yeah *clicks tongue*

Max: What do you mean?

Leif: Max, c’mon. I know why you walk that extra block, instead of going to Starbucks across the street.

Max: I don’t wanna give my money to some corporate chain…

Leif, knowing full well that Max broke up with Autumn because he was in love with Zoey: Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh? You sure it doesn’t have anything to do with that cute lil barista over there, huh?

Max: That’s not the reason...

Leif: Yeah, the “Latte Hottay” as she’s known throughout the land. Right? *in Borat voice* “My wife!” Haha right? It’s like Borat dude...

Max: Okay, bye Leif

Leif, shouting after Max: Hey, get me a Chai iced tea, eh?! Eh?!? Ehhhhhh

Zoey’s extraordinary playlist as tgwdlm #6

Zoey, after hearing her first heart song: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, alright. This isn’t happening. Get a grip, Zoey, you’re hallucinating. Better yet, you’re still dreaming. You need to wake up, you need some coffee. That’s it. Just a nice cup of black coffee. Nothing in it. No cream. No sugar. Just black coffee! *walks into coffee shop* HELLO?! HELLO?!? Please god! I just want a black coffee!

Someone singing: Black coffee I’m your coffee g-

Zoey: NOOOOOOO!