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Eddie: i talked to Bobby’s hot priest today.

Chimney: Bobby’s hot priest?

Buck, who’s “definitely not jealous”: yeah tell us about that

Eddie: Cap sees a lot of priests. He’s the hot one

when Albert was still living with Buck:

Albert: I mean Buck has a 2x4 in his room with a nail in it, I didn’t assume he was building a human cage

Buck: I’m building a treehouse

Chimney: You’re doing what? You’re building a treehouse? Why am I not involved, why is Maddie not involved? We want to be involved!

Maddie: Oh I’m involved. So is Eddie

Eddie: *nods*

Chim: What?! Everyone’s involved in the treehouse but I?! Forget about it, Albert how would you like to build a treehouse with me

Albert: No

Buck: Albert, we already got plans, we already got a 2x4

Albert: No, I feel like we are really off topic here

“not all men” you’re absolutely right. the men of the 118 (specifically Ravi Panikkar, Howard “Chimney” Han and Bobby Nash) would never hurt me

Maddie: Hey Eddie it’s-

Chimney: Ey yo, Eddie! Whaddup, fam? It’s yo girl, Chim, aka Chimney the bish, aka-aka-aka Rebar Head. Buck dropped Tommy like a bad habit, okay? So ain’t nobody riding shotgun. So, you better get on while the gettin’ is good. You got it?

Maddie: I hate that you’re so good at this

Chimney: I was so nervous

CHIMNEY JUST GOT STABBED